Listen To Jackson, Not SNL, On BHO
by Smitty This was the butt-end of SNL on 18 February, and what and obsequious act of drool-bucketry we have, as a talk show host pretends to reinforce with two guests that there is no act that #OccupyResoluteDesk could do which is so heinous that any of the three would fail to prostrate themselves before […]
Mrs. Other Smitty Got Some Email Newsletter Saying We Should Ween The World’s Youngest Blogger
by Smitty I heard her say that and I’m all like, ‘Really? Don’t you think they were a little far out there?’
Separated At Birth? Stacy McCain/Dave Mustaine Edition
by Smitty The news today that Dave Mustaine, who may or may not be a loyal reader of this blog, endorsed Rick Santorum today came to me via a print copy of the DC Examiner while attending to a private, non-work-related matter at my job site. Isn’t the resemblance striking? But I think the resemblance […]
Gunny Ermey Triggers The Vote
by Smitty The Second Amendment, and, by extension, Western Civilization, is at stake: Trigger the Vote did a fine job here. Things have gone a long way toward the gutter when one actually notices the two kids swapping spit in the video are heterosexual. One is tempted to say ‘viva temptation’ at the sight of […]
Rush Novel In The Works
by Smitty Pollstar reports that the new Rush record is going to have a novel backing it: Science fiction author Kevin J. Anderson recently announced on his website that he will write a novelization of Rush’s upcoming album, Clockwork Angels. Anderson, who wrote a slew of “Star Wars” books in the 1990s, including his Jedi […]
Notorious Right-Winger Promotes Hateful Racist Stereotypes
What kind of bigoted hatemonger would dare to promote the stereotype that African-Americans enjoy dressing up in colorful clothing and engaging in outrageous dancing to simplistic songs with pulsating rhythms? That man’s name would be the late, great Don Cornelius: Pamela Geller pays tribute to the entertainment impressario whose weekly TV program was the Fabulous Funkadelic […]
Florida Republican’s Ad Depicts Children Enslaved by Obama and Alan Grayson
Children are shown as slaves forced to pay for deficit spending in a new advertisement for a Republican congressional candidate in Florida. “Turn This Ship Around” is the title of the 30-second video for Mark Oxner, a businessman seeking a House seat in Florida’s new 27th District, where former Democrat Rep. Alan Grayson is hoping […]
News Of Rick Santorum’s Iowa Triumph Reaches A Certain Bunker. . .
by Smitty The task of managing delivery of the 2012 GOP concession speech is not an easy one. . .
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