The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Her Majesty’s Frontside #LibHorseNames

by Smitty Who can resist horsing around on twitter? #LibHorseNames Village Lotion pic.twitter.com/EGn3fB21YL — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) June 6, 2015 Update: So, American Pharaoh does the triple crown. Meanwhile, in the White House, some dude was all: “Hey, I gave a speech in Cairo once. . .”

Stephanopoulos Wishes He Could Get Over Macho Grande Like Brian Williams

by Smitty George asks "that hard question" of the Slick One pic.twitter.com/bQ3tv3UNkZ — IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) May 15, 2015 via Treacher & Paco

Brother Of- & World’s Youngest Blogger Experience Patriarchal Oppression

by Smitty

. . .And Then Her Majesty Hit The Karaoke For Some “You Light Up My Life” Action

by Smitty [View the story “Jokes That Write Themselves” on Storify]

Her Majesty Worries About The Dermatological Condition Of Her Serfs

by Smitty Font due to Rick Wolff, hat tip due to Rare, image due to The Silence of the Lambs, creepiness due to Her Majesty.

Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge

by Smitty “God has an email address?” asked Ernest, looking skyward. “Wut?” mumbled dad. “It’s an @ symbol in the sky,” but it was too far for Ernest’s finger to click. Dad warmed to the moment on their camping trip. “You can think of prayer as God’s in-box.” “He sure must get Him some spam.” […]

BREAKING: Lefties Flock At Poultry Farm, Say Chickens Refusing Event Support ‘A Bigoted Bunch Of Peckers’

by Smitty Old McDonald had a farm, but it turned out that “E – I – E – I – O” was just so much anti-consonant dog whistle. The trouble began last summer, when Old McDonald brought in some new hens from Amish country, but only hatched recently, when local pagans demanded support for their […]

When Tony Scambilloni Brings The Chin Music, It Is Not Just “Mere Cash”

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty The Cosmos Club wasn’t packed. The power elite of Washington gather rarely, and the guest list for this little party was the sort who value space and privacy almost as much as power. Getting into a joint this posh had meant infiltrating at a truly unreasonable hour, and staying well […]

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