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I Am So Winning The Chevy Volt Slogan Contest

Posted on | July 31, 2010 | 24 Comments

by Smitty (h/t Doug at Malkin)

Here I go:

Re

Maybe Stogie can do something with a yellow Volt with a Gadsden flag snake on the hood, and the “Re” on the hard top. You all may now link me. 😉

Category: humor

Comments

24 Responses to “I Am So Winning The Chevy Volt Slogan Contest”

  1. richard mcenroe
    July 31st, 2010 @ 7:13 pm

    “Don’t Tread On My Accelerator!”

  2. richard mcenroe
    July 31st, 2010 @ 3:13 pm

    “Don’t Tread On My Accelerator!”

  3. proof
    July 31st, 2010 @ 7:31 pm

    Great idea, Smitty! Here’s my rendition:
    http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2010/07/introducing-re-volt.html

    Consider yourself linked!

  4. proof
    July 31st, 2010 @ 3:31 pm

    Great idea, Smitty! Here’s my rendition:
    http://proof-proofpositive.blogspot.com/2010/07/introducing-re-volt.html

    Consider yourself linked!

  5. The War Planner
    July 31st, 2010 @ 7:39 pm

    ..Ohm?

  6. The War Planner
    July 31st, 2010 @ 3:39 pm

    ..Ohm?

  7. T.L. Davis
    July 31st, 2010 @ 9:05 pm

    You WIN

  8. T.L. Davis
    July 31st, 2010 @ 5:05 pm

    You WIN

  9. Live Free Or Die
    July 31st, 2010 @ 10:14 pm

    The battery recharge/replacement services
    could be known as Revolt Centers

  10. Live Free Or Die
    July 31st, 2010 @ 6:14 pm

    The battery recharge/replacement services
    could be known as Revolt Centers

  11. proof
    July 31st, 2010 @ 10:36 pm

    War Planner: Watt?

  12. proof
    July 31st, 2010 @ 6:36 pm

    War Planner: Watt?

  13. proof
    July 31st, 2010 @ 10:38 pm

    Wire we having a slogan contest?

  14. proof
    July 31st, 2010 @ 6:38 pm

    Wire we having a slogan contest?

  15. Taxpayer
    August 1st, 2010 @ 3:25 am

    The Dolt–another success from Chevrolet.

  16. Taxpayer
    July 31st, 2010 @ 11:25 pm

    The Dolt–another success from Chevrolet.

  17. JeffS
    August 1st, 2010 @ 3:36 am

    There’s quite a bit of resistance to “green” cars “developed” by clueless lefties.

  18. JeffS
    July 31st, 2010 @ 11:36 pm

    There’s quite a bit of resistance to “green” cars “developed” by clueless lefties.

  19. Estragon
    August 1st, 2010 @ 1:28 am

    “Green” are popular with consumers – up to the point where their price approaches 5% over the cost of regular products, where the ardor swiftly passes.

    If the Volt were a traditional car, it would list under $20,000, but the basic edition will roll off the assembly line at a cool $41K.

    Nearly all the buyers will be speculators who expect the Volt will become a collectors’ item because so few will be sold. A few will be purchased by well-to-do liberal parents for their HS or college grad kids, but this can only backfire as the children will one day be selecting their parents’ nursing homes.

    “Well, yes, Dad, there’s no heat or AC or modern conveniences, but it is REALLY environmentally friendly, and I know how much that means to you. Plus, with the savings I can buy a Mercedes!”

  20. Estragon
    August 1st, 2010 @ 5:28 am

    “Green” are popular with consumers – up to the point where their price approaches 5% over the cost of regular products, where the ardor swiftly passes.

    If the Volt were a traditional car, it would list under $20,000, but the basic edition will roll off the assembly line at a cool $41K.

    Nearly all the buyers will be speculators who expect the Volt will become a collectors’ item because so few will be sold. A few will be purchased by well-to-do liberal parents for their HS or college grad kids, but this can only backfire as the children will one day be selecting their parents’ nursing homes.

    “Well, yes, Dad, there’s no heat or AC or modern conveniences, but it is REALLY environmentally friendly, and I know how much that means to you. Plus, with the savings I can buy a Mercedes!”

  21. BlogDog
    August 1st, 2010 @ 12:50 pm

    Government Motors – Forty miles and a mule.

  22. BlogDog
    August 1st, 2010 @ 8:50 am

    Government Motors – Forty miles and a mule.

  23. Randy Rager
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 1:55 am

    Actual cost of the Volt (once you figure in the $400,000,000 development subsidy that super genius car designer Dear Leader Obama shelled out) is closer to $81,000 per unit.

    Fuck the Volt, and fuck anyone who buys one, right in the heart.

  24. Randy Rager
    August 1st, 2010 @ 9:55 pm

    Actual cost of the Volt (once you figure in the $400,000,000 development subsidy that super genius car designer Dear Leader Obama shelled out) is closer to $81,000 per unit.

    Fuck the Volt, and fuck anyone who buys one, right in the heart.