‘Top GOP Senator’ Freaks the Hell Out Over Mitt Romney’s Michigan Meltdown
Who is this “prominent Republican senator” who thinks Rick Santorum would “lose 35 states” if he got the nomination? Who is this vicious backstabbing crapweasel who wants to DRAFT JEB BUSH? Lindsey Graham? John Cornyn? Mitch McConnell? Inquiring minds want to know.
Fear and Loathing (and, Yes, Sweet Vengeance) On the Road to Feb. 1, 2012
Today’s the day I fly off to Las Vegas to cover Tuesday’s crucial Republican presidential debate. It’s a long flight from Dulles to LAX, then a four-hour layover before I catch the plane to Vegas. I’ll be crashing in Barbara Espinosa‘s suite at the Sands, while Smitty and Wombat — both of them got their […]
I’m Thinking About Writing a Novel Called ‘Two-Faced Backstabbing RINO Bitch’
While I’ve never tried my hand at fiction, maybe all I needed to become a best-selling novelist was the right inspiration. UPDATE: After consultation with the legal department, the publisher just approved the cover design for my forthcoming novel: UPDATE II: “Sarah didn’t like her. Sarah didn’t trust her. Sarah has good instincts.” At NRO, Robert […]
Cashing In
OK, so you get hired to do a job and, when the job’s over, you try to hustle a buck by stabbing your former employer in the back. Explain to me why anyone should ever trust you. Or better yet, explain to me why anyone should ever do anything except spit on the ground when […]
Too Bad Mike Castle Lost
He could become part of the Let’s Try to Cram Through Immigration “Reform” Again Caucus: Sens. Lindsey Graham (R-S.C.) and Chuck Schumer (D-N.Y.) have rekindled their alliance on immigration reform, taking some early steps to test the political will for addressing the contentious issue this year. Their call list hasn’t focused so much on House and Senate […]
What’s Wrong With the Republican Party in Two Words: Mark McKinnon
Which is a synonym for “unprincipled opportunist.” You may recall Mark McKinnon as the Republican political strategist who worked to help John McCain win the 2008 GOP nomination, but then quit because he refused to campaign against Barack Obama. You may recall Mark McKinnon as the Republican political strategist who accused Rick Santorum of having […]
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