The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Godless Commie Cockroaches Want Gun Control, Just Like Zombies Want Brains

by Smitty What does not seem to have sunk in so much on the Right is that these Godless Commies are truly offended by the notion of individual liberty, personal sovereignty, and the Bill of Rights, right down to the bottoms of the Godless Little Commie Ponds they call hearts. The Captain’s Journal warns that […]

Is ‘Senator Bruce Carroll, (R-SC)’
The New Hotness?

by Smitty Props to Bruce Carroll: I felt it best to resign from GOProud in advance of the CPAC conference this week so that my position in GOProud would not be a distraction from my serious deliberations regarding my potential future plans in South Carolina public service. I wish only the best to my colleagues […]

Truth in Humor: Ashley Judd Edition

Ashley Judd (D-Scotland) “If and when Judd actually tosses her hat into the ring, the race would automatically become the marquee political story of 2014.” — Alan Schroeder, Huffington Post One of the important things about appreciating sarcasm is that it helps to understand intent: What is being mocked, and why? Otherwise, the cruel jests may seem […]

Peter Paul & Ashley

by Smitty .@kurtschlichter Puff the Magic Lib’ral. Lived in flyover land. The Keynesian track, and Marxist crack. And mis’ry go hand in hand. @jtlol — Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 9, 2013 Fear the Midnight Poet. Fear.

The Unstoppable Progressive Juggernaut of Future Kentucky Senator Puffy Face

Barren middle-aged actress Ashley Judd hates babies Fox News headline: Source: Ashley Judd moving forward with run for Mitch McConnell’s Senate seat in Kentucky Could this possibly happen? Could someone this far left possibly win in Kentucky? I dunno.  Ace of Spades headline: Puffy Faced Woman Who Hates Coal and Childbirth to Run for Senate In Kentucky […]

However, She Is Not a Witch

Headline, New York Daily News: Former Miss Delaware Teen USA lost tiara over porn role that paid just $1,500: producers

If Anyone Can Pull An Upset In The Mass. Senate Election In June, It’s A Navy SEAL

by Smitty The bad news is that, according to this, it does not appear that Sean Bielat is running for the June 25 special election for the Senate seat vacated by “Medal Chuckin’” John Kerry, who at least can differentiate between a yacht and an Olds Delmont 88, whether or not it takes considerable public […]

Rising GOP Rock Star Alert:
Susan Stimpson Brings It

by Smitty Virginia is for lovers. . .of elections. There is a state convention in Richmond in May, to select the GOP slate for this November’s races for Governor, Lieutenant Governor, and Attorney General. The shy, retiring Ken Cuccinelli managed to overcome his introversion and clear the decks for the Gubernatorial race. Attorney General has […]

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