The Other McCain

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Female Reporter Claims Brett Favre Sent Her Photos of Himself Masturbating

TV sports personality Jenn Sterger says NFL quarterback Brett Favre sent her cell-phone photos of himself masturbating in 2008, according to a report at the blog Deadspin. The startling allegations about Favre — a married father of two whose first grandchild was born in April — have threatened to overshadow recent reports that the 11-time Pro Bowl quarterback is finally […]

SHOCKING: W. Va. Man Impregnates 11-Year-Old Girl to Whom He’s Not Related

The state that made Robert Byrd the longest-serving senator in U.S. history is back in the news: A St. Albans man accused of sexually assaulting an 11-year-old girl and impregnating her was in court for a preliminary hearing Friday. Investigators say the alleged incident happened back in May at Michael Lacy’s apartment. The 11-year-old victim was […]

Surprise: Police Say ‘Walt Whitman Devotee’ Molested Teenage Boy Students

 Wow, who could have ever suspected he was into twinks? Kevin Ricks was a gregarious, well-traveled English teacher at Osbourn High School, a Walt Whitman devotee who was so popular that a photo of him in class was chosen to fill the opening page of the yearbook. A writer and photographer himself, Ricks would walk […]

Rick Pitino Discovers the Unsurprising Hazards of Screwing Crazy Women

When you’re a famous basketball coach hired for a new job, perhaps the orientation process should require that you watch a video called, “Crazy Women and Your Penis: A Bad Combination.” It is fair to stipulate that any woman who offers sexual favors to a man she just met is crazy. And when she starts doing you under the table […]

The Case of the Fake Kosher Sausage

Impersonating a Jew for carnal purposes: A Palestinian man has been convicted of rape after having consensual sex with a woman who had believed him to be a fellow Jew. Sabbar Kashur, 30, was sentenced to 18 months in prison on Monday after the court ruled that he was guilty of rape by deception. According […]

Thank God: U.S. Dept. of Labor Will Only Purchase American-Made Pornography

Unlike the Bush administration, which allowed greedy offshore porn producers to compete for Labor Department contracts: Contractors must now prove that any Russian pornography used in fulfilling U.S. government orders was made without children. That’s the bizarre message that U.S. President Barack Obama’s administration sent out this week when its Labor Department placed Russian pornography on […]

Liberals Love a Greedy Sexist Capitalist

If his name is Hugh Hefner: What other company does so much for its top guy? Consider this from the company’s regulatory filing, which has a hilariously detached explanation for why it pays the expenses of an old lecher. A passage reads, “Crystal Harris, Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt, Karissa Shannon, Kristine Shannon and Kendra Wilkinson, the […]

Dream Date: Youth Prison

From the Department of You Can’t Make This Stuff Up: The New York State Commission of Correction says top officials and staff were irresponsible when they authorized and failed to supervise a party at a youth prison where some violent offenders had sex with dates. The commission faults the Office of Children and Family Services […]

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