My Health Secret, Revealed!
People have often asked me, “Stacy, how is it that you eat such a horrible diet of junk food, you smoke, drink, consume vast quantities of coffee, and have never jogged or worked out, and yet you remain so slim, vigorous and full of energy at your age?” Now my secret has been discovered: A study says […]
Six Days and a Rib
Expulsion of Adam and Eve from the Garden of Paradise, Alexandre Cabanel, 1863 Perhaps seeking to stir the pot in Allahpundit’s absence, Jazz Shaw put up a Hot Air post entitled, “Evolution, Creation and Politics,” to which I appended a comment: I’m a six-days-and-a-rib kind of guy — a fundamentalist Bible-thumper — because (a) the […]
The Economics of Love
That’s when she told me a story About free milk and a cow. She said, ‘No hugging, no kissing Until I get a wedding vow . . .’ Research affirms old-fashioned common sense: As women progress in educational and professional opportunities, their odds of finding a committed man appear to go down. That’s one of […]
If You Were Asked to Name a Two-Word Phrase You Never Want to Read …
. . . I’m pretty sure “anal cancer” would be near the top of your list: U.S. Food and Drug Administration approval of Gardasil (human papillomavirus vaccine) has been widened to include prevention of anal cancer and associated precancerous lesions, the agency said in a news release. Human papillomavirus (HPV) is associated with about 90% […]
Science Proves I’m a Genius
As if any further proof were needed: Researchers from the London School of Economics say that human beings used to all be day-oriented, and that eveningness is an “evolutionarily novel preference” made by people with “a higher level of cognitive complexity.” Basically, smart people evolve to stay up later. . . . On the other […]
Research Proves Christine O’Donnell Is Correct Again (With a Cherry on Top!)
An Australian researcher crunches the numbers and determines that the number of premarital sexual partners is directly correlated with the incidence of divorce. Which is to say, the more you screw around before marriage, the greater likelihood your marriage will end in divorce. And in terms of marital stability, the ideal number of pre-marital partners is […]
SHOCKER: Doctors Say Lindsay Lohan Doesn’t Actually Have Mental Disorder
She’s not technically crazy, she’s just a part-time lesbian who sometimes makes bad decisions like driving drunk and bleaching her red hair blonde: [T]he doctors who have evaluated Lindsay Lohan at UCLA have concluded she does not suffer from the drug or psychiatric problems that were previously diagnosed. . . . We’re told Lindsay has […]
Puberty Is Racist!
A new study finds U.S. girls are reaching puberty at earlier ages: Compared to the 1997 findings from girls across the U.S., girls in the current study – especially white girls – were more developed at a younger age. As previous research has shown, there were also large differences in development based on race. At […]
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