The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

You Had Me at ‘Boobs’

I protest the inherent unfairness of sending me an e-mail with the subject line, “The Big Boob Conundrum (aka ‘Breasts of Mass Destruction’)“: Given that the average amount of milk produced by a lactating mother (850 ml/day) is well over 16 ounces (473.2 ml), those 38DDDs are “containers” which clearly violate your Big Gulp edict (breast milk is […]

Olympic Boob Shot? USA! USA! USA!

My prescient news judgment is vindicated: While guys were drooling over those lanky beach volleyball chicks — or even getting twisted thrills watching jailbait gymnasts, you sick freaks — who told you that women’s water polo is the sport to watch for real Rule 5 Olympic action? Now, via Deadspin and Mediaite, we learn that NBC briefly […]

USA! USA! USA!

U.S. water polo team members, including Melissa Seidemann (3rd from Left) I am immune to “Olympic fever.” I covered the Atlanta Olympics in ’96 and, as far as I’m concerned, the whole thing is just a bunch of made-for-TV commercialized hype. However . . . The United States defeated Hungary 14-13 today in women’s water polo. […]

Rule 5 Monday

— compiled by Wombat-socho For the benefit of those reading Rule 5 compilations for the first time, or who have forgotten since last time: some of the links below are most definitely Not Safe For Work and could contribute to the pollution of your precious bodily fluids. EBL is back with a bang, or at […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Burning Photographs

— compiled by Wombat-socho Standard disclaimer: some of the following links are to photographs liable to cause unfavorable reactions from wives, girlfriends, boyfriends, fellow workers, bosses, Gender Studies majors, and other people in a position to make your life miserable or otherwise pollute your purity of essence. Discretion is advised. Randy’s Roundtable leads off this […]

Rule 5 Monday

— compiled by Wombat-socho Loath as I am to deny people their weekly fix of life-enhancing Rule 5 linkagery in a timely fashion, sometimes I have to crawl out of the burrow and spend time with friends to maintain what’s left of my fragile sanity, and so it was yesterday. Here at last is your […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Touch And Go

— compiled by Wombat-socho For the benefit of those reading Rule 5 Sunday for the first time: some of the links below are most definitely Not Safe For Work and could contribute to the pollution of your precious bodily fluids. First out of the gate this week is Valley of the Shadow, who enlists the […]

Rule 5 Sunday: Exile On Duke Street

— compiled by Wombat-socho Brought to you from a McDonald’s somewhere in Alexandria, Virginia, since the burrow is still without power…anyway, some of the following links are most definitely NSFW. Y’all been warned. EBL returns for a second week with more Kate Upton, Through Human Eyes publishes yet another testimonial to the power of Rule […]

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