The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Allahpundit Demands a Recount!
2009 ‘Beta Male of the Year’ Award

I’m sure the name of the winner at Roissy in DC is merely a coincidence: Conor, the facsimile of a man who allowed a woman to walk all over him, bought a place for her and him, paid all her bills, and upon discovering her cheating responded in the only way an unrepentant beta could: […]

Guess Who’s a Neo-Confederate
Faux News Tea-Bagger Extremist?

“I look at the numbers and I am worried. I am worried about this government committing itself to so many entitlement programs and committing itself to such a level of taxation to support those entitlement programs . . .” — Chris Matthews “This just in: Chris Matthews is a racist and should be investigated by […]

Ace of Spades Came to Boston Unprepared for Last Night’s Celebration

Fortunately, one of his readers remembered to bring the Jello Sugar-Free Vanilla Pudding. This photo shows Ace on Blogger’s Row holding the Official AOSHQ Pudding that Norah O’Donnell was invited to lick from the Official AOSHQ Scrotum: Accept the pudding, Norah O’Donnell. You will accept the pudding. You must accept the pudding. Last night, Dan Collins was seated on Blogger’s […]

Blagojevich to Return to Rock’n’Roll

It looks like the effort to out-Biden Biden didn’t work:

Good News, Bad News

Guy goes to see a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to help me. I think I’m losing my mind. I’m consumed with jealous rage. I’ve got this insane paranoid fear that my wife is cheating on me.” Doctor says, “Well, the good news is, you’re not crazy . . .” Which is to say, […]

The Empty Democratic Party Table

Miss Sophie, a rich, if not prominent, Democratic Party donor, had invited a couple of friends over from Old Europe to celebrate her 90th birthday. Mr Winterbottom, Sir Toby, and Admiral von Schneider, failed to attend. North Dakota Representative Earl Pomeroy bailed, too. The old moonbat and her faithful, iron-livered manservant James press on:

Band at JSU Banned at LGF:
Time for a Neo-Confederate Music Fest!

Fight on, fight on for ole Jax State We’re proud that we’re from Alabama . . . The lyrics of the fight song at my alma mater, Jacksonville (Ala.) State University, would almost certainly result in immediate banishment from Little Green Footballs. “Proud that we’re from Alabama“? It would be worse than down-dinging a comment […]

Your Printer Is a Narc

Well, maybe not your printer, but my printer is clearly spying on me. Over dinner today, my 20-year-old daughter had a suggestion that inspired me to design a thank-you note to send to our tip-jar hitters. When I went to do a test printing, however, the machine printed only half the card. Hmmm. Try again, same […]

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