The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

‘Joey, Do You Like Movies About Gladiators?’

Peter Graves is dead at age 83 and it’s odd that, despite his signature role as James Phelps, leader of the “Mission: Impossible” team, all I can think of is his later comic role as Capt. Oveur in “Airplane.” Same thing with Robert Stack, Lloyd Bridges and Leslie Nielsen, I guess. They made careers on […]

Seinfeld on SNL

by Smitty (h/t Alan Colmes) Seinfeld was great in the SNL cameo. The topic, thrashing Massa, was not itself terribly novel, but the delivery was smooth: Which gives me an idea to push to PJTV . . .

Patches Kennedy Channels Chris Farley?

by Smitty via NiceDeb

Monumental Greatness

Smitty has not yet been honored with his own equestrian statue in D.C., but it’s probably just a matter of time. If the federal government wants to “save or create” some more jobs, maybe we can get an earmark for the Smitty Monument to stimulate the equestrian statue industry, which has been devastated by the […]

Dude, I Totally Figured Out This ObamaCare Problem

by Smitty Rep. Louise Slaughter is such a source of inspiration. See, if you don’t like your existing Constitution, why bother? Peep this. As a bureaucracy, we remain committed to failing upward. All we have to do is get the Senate to ratify the Treaty of Lisbon! No one would ever suspect surprise governmental suicide. […]

Humor Sites Become Worrisome

by Smitty Hard to believe Parliament of Whores is nearing 20 years old. That classic surveys, in a humorous way, the crap-tacular organizational behavior problems that were just kind of amusing then, and quite literally threaten the solvency of the country now. Farm policy is among the more glaring examples of Federal policy silliness O’Rourke […]

A Good Day It Was, When A Young Robert Gibbs Found That Missing Head Of His

by Smitty (h/t Anorak News)

Sitemeter Profiles Robert Stacy McCain

by Smitty Sitemeter caught Stacy McCain after a recent Insta-lanche for the Krauthammer for President post, and profiled Stacy as he lay on the couch…pontificating: Go, Stacy!

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