The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

I Am So Winning The Chevy Volt Slogan Contest

by Smitty (h/t Doug at Malkin) Here I go: Re Maybe Stogie can do something with a yellow Volt with a Gadsden flag snake on the hood, and the “Re” on the hard top. You all may now link me. 😉

M Is For Machiavelli

by Smitty My addition to this fun project in bold: So let’s create a children’s song titled “The DEMOCRAT Anthem.” I started with D and Rudolph Carrera answered with E. D is for double standards: our flags wave proudly in the westerly breeze. . . E is for enemy: they willingly side with idiots and […]

Eight Savory Syllables

by Smitty The stylish WyBlog: I don’t usually talk politics with strangers. But for Google? Why not “tweak” them a little! So I look into her camera all serious and say, “I know what will make me happy. The first time I hear 3 simple words, probably the greatest three words ever to be uttered […]

Did You Request Your KeithOlbermann.com Address Yet?

by Smitty Tucker Carlson has struck comedy gold here, I think, at least amongst the geek set. I just requested: everybody_knows_i_am_compensating@keitholbermann.com Oh, that saucy Tucker.

LEAKED: New NASA Space Station Plan Incorporates Relativity

by Smitty NASA’s swell new global bureaucratic quaalude mission was greeted by howls of derisive laughter and sporadic vomiting. This blog’s attempt at a “don’t shoot the messenger” call on Administrator Bolden, too, got sucked into a steep gravity well. iOwnTheWorld mustered a caustic contest to name a new Mosque Shuttle, with the sort of […]

Former US Ambassador To Bulungi: ‘That South Korean Ship Explosion Was Prolly Cuz Of Crazed Glenn Beck Fans’

by Smitty Chad Halpern, Former Ambassador to Bulungi, recently returned from, you know, hanging out on Tioman for a few years. The lure? One of those recess appointments, this one to the UN. “We gotta help out the Obama Administration, dude. These Republicans are a bunch of dicks, blocking all these important jobs and all,” […]

Flog Me Gently With An Oil-Soaked Pelican

by Smitty First, if necessary, review the Talking Heads, working out on either that mid-life crisis classic “Once In A Lifetime”, or, if you’re Stacy McCain, “Every Afternoon Around 3:30”: Having studied up on the reference, so that you’re ready for a primo offering, you may then proceed to what will no doubt compete strongly […]

‘I’ll Have What He’s Having’

OK, I poached the headline from Ace of Spades HQ and, since this video has already gotten more than 600,000 views, you may have seen it already. For those of you who haven’t, the summary: California hippie dude who calls himself “Yosemite Bear” gets insanely joyful at the sight of a double rainbow: “What does this mean?” […]

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