The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

You Got Some Problem With An Ophthalmologist?

by Smitty Jimmie Bise links a Politico article that seems to find fault with the notion of an ophthalmologist serving in Congress. Maybe Rand Paul will be able to see past the garage in the cheek of a caterpillar’s bazooka, which is more than can be said of many in the current parade of clowns. […]

Top Ten Reasons David Letterman’s Ratings Suck on the Forest Moon of Endor

“Broken-Down Old Man Perving on Zooey Deschanel” really seems to bother Ace of Spades. 

Great Moments In Inattention To Detail

by Smitty Smitty:  Stacy, look! We’re number 3 on Wikio!   Stacy: Smittiot! That’s not a Roman numeral! Thanks to our readers, commenters, and fellow patriots. We’d love to do Technorati, too, but somehow our hosting provider doesn’t let our robots.txt file do the right thing.

‘Snatchin’ Your People Up’ UPDATE

You remember Antoine Dodson, whose comments on an attempted rape in a Huntsville, Alabama, housing project became a viral YouTube sensation? Yeah. Well, Andy Carvin NPR is taking this phenomenon seriously: But is this Internet meme really about race, music, comedy, celebrity or a delicate mix of all of the above? And for Antoine Dodson, […]

This Kind of Stuff Happens to Successful Blogger Dudes All the Time . . .

Just one link from Instapundit, and next thing you know . . . Scoff if you wish, but once you get that ‘Lanche, they can’t resist.

That Was No Love Affair, That Was Your Misplaced Narcissism

by Smitty Bryan Safi, at HuffPo: After a brief love affair with metrosexualism, the pendulum of American culture has shifted back to the straight side. Dude, you are R. O. N. N. G. G. The new ethos seems to be. . . Bring back the real guys and smear those queers. The queers, now, as […]

Ode to the Fail Whale

Damn you, Fail Whale, And damn your smile That taunts sarcastically. All the while, Tweeps are waiting For my latest words. Whale, why try to fly With little orange birds? “Please wait a moment and try again,” As if “please” could excuse Your smiling sin. Damn you, Fail Whale! Damn your courtesy, While “Twitter is over capacity”! […]

Victoria Jackson In A Retro Moment

by Smitty (h/t NiceDeb) Somehow, explaining the current situation to colonials results in guffaws. It’s dated last November. Missed it somehow. NOTE from RSM: “A Fat Man Flying!”

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