The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

I Was Not Going To Rip Troglopundit For Being So Weak As To Allow Gov. Walker To Come Under Recall Threat

by Smitty Via Alan Colmes, it looks like there will be an effort to #OccupyMadison next month. Apparently the Left thinks that moderates and conservatives are as mathematically challenged as the Left, and unable to add up the overall benefit of non-sucktacular government.

Don’t Get Castroated

by Smitty This just in from our medical correspondent: A leading Cuban sexologist Saturday urged young men who are worried about the size of their penis not to take advantage of the communist nation’s free health care to have surgery to enlarge their manhood. “It is not necessary that the penis be so long to […]

Scott Ott With A News Shot

by Smitty While it’s still barely Wednesday, here is one of Pennsylvania’s finest sons: Ott is a wonderful Christian fellow with a delightfully dry twist on the humor. He may not beat Jodi Miller over on NewsBusted in a beauty contest, but that’s a state with which I can empathize.

Stacy McCain Will Get Nothing Out Of Steven Crowder’s Latest

by Smitty Steven is on about nutrition, diet, and healthy lifestyle. Fortunately for Stacy McCain, his copy of Fear and Loathing: On the Campaign Trail ’72 is a special combination book/mojo that both wards off the effects of Stacy’s otherwise deleterious lifestyle, and blesses him with Special Gonzo Phrasing, to invigorate his writing.

BREAKING: WH Names ObamaCare Litigator For SCOTUS Challenge

by Smitty U.S. News reports that the White House is flexing its muscle to bring ObamaCare to the Supreme Court sooner rather than later: The government could have dragged its feet in appealing to the Supreme Court—the final deadline to file was actually November, and it also could have asked for a full court review […]

Re-Integration Continues Apace

by Smitty Thanks to the legion of well-wishers here on the blog, on Twitter, and via email. The main message of de-mobilization is “take it slow”. I grew up in the Navy, and dad would just be gone so long that I hardly recognized him whenever the deployment ended. These days, we’re fortunate to have […]

EXCLUSIVE VIDEO Reveals U.S. Navy’s Secret Weapon in War Against Taliban

Yes, we’re talking about our hero, Admiral Smitty, who returned yesterday from Afghanistan and shared the stirring tale of his conquest of the Taliban Navy. You may be saying to yourself, “Wait a minute — the Taliban don’t have a navy!” Not any more, they don’t, because FOBbit Smitty and his top-secret Navy task force […]

The Saucy IowaHawk

by Smitty Past the humor, though, is the caution against loss of financial sovereignty. Or, perhaps, some encouragement for us to regain our own. And, it looks as though the European Can Kicking Club is fastly, furiously doing what they do.

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