The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

NSFW Video Jiggers A Bigger Digger

by Smitty I won’t embed the clip, due to the amount of potty mouth and the word that sorts between Jigger and Rigger, but go watch this. As with Pulp Fiction, the talent on display manages to overcome the foul language. However, this is far shorter, makes a point, and manages to twist humorously more […]

TrogloPundit And His Automotivators

by Smitty A reliable dose of Heh.

New Metal Is 100 Times Lighter Than Styrofoam, But Still Shiny

by Smitty Mythusmage Opines has the story about “New metal 100 times lighter than Styrofoam” while there was some John Denver show on the telly. This led me to wonder aloud: what maximal mis-interpretation of that title would be most likely to make Stacy’s head ‘splode?

Fannie, Freddy, Newt, Sitting In A Tree: But Do Not Say ‘Newt Lob-A-Bee’

by Smitty A Fox clip with Napolitano and crew, discussing Newt’s fishy assertion he did no lobbying, and moving into the mortgage question in general. As far as doing anything with the housing crisis, the answer is the States. The houses in question all exist in States. That the Federal government is involved at all […]

Steven Crowder’s Latest, Plus The #Occupy Anthem: Anarchy Burger!

by Smitty Steven Crowder has what he thinks is the final #Occupy video: That’s un-possible. The final one will be the shot in 2013 when #OccupyResoluteDesk is relieved by ________. The other glitch with Steven’s video is the lack of a soundtrack. This old chestnut from a while back came to mind during the #OccupyBandNames […]

An Advice Columnist Who Obviously Never Knew Me Back in the Day

“Another flaw in the [friends with benefits] scenario is that the older generations haven’t learned how to have casual sex. For people in their 40’s and older, the standard for relationships has been monogamous marriage. While that may not be the right thing for everyone to do, it’s what we’ve been taught. So when a […]

‘After The Baby, My Wife And I Have Been In Sweatpants Purgatory’

by Smitty Boy, did I get beat with the Life Imitates Art stick. Standing there next to the telly, holding the World’s Youngest Blogger, when Up All Night comes on. The two fellas are down at the playground, discussing how their sex lives are going. Will Forte, on the right, delivers the utterly devastating post […]

Old And Busted: Nobel Peace Prize.
The New Hotness: Confucian Peace Prize

by Smitty In Vladimir style, he wakes up one morning with a prize so cool that neither Jimmy Carter, nor St. Albert of Gore, nor even the vaunted #OccupyResoluteDesk have one: After two wars in Chechnya, one conflict in South Ossetia and two of the deadliest hostage relief operations in modern history, the former KGB […]

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