The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Sarah Palin Endorses (M)It(t)?

by Smitty I’ll get to Sarah’s CPAC12 speech excerpt, but first, a review: If you have it, you don’t need it. If you need it, you don’t have it. If you have it, you need more of it. If you have more of it, you don’t need less of it. You need it. . .to […]

Stacy’s Future Is Grim

by Smitty Scenes from Stacy’s future: We sat there in the casino and burned a stogie when Kevin, Stacy and I went to Vegas. For all I don’t mind the very occasional stogie, the thought of being so chained to any habit that I’m going through ritual abuse over it is worse than withdrawal. Also […]

The World’s Youngest Blogger Can’t Figure Out Why This TV Is Such A Bore

Only Roseanne Barr Can Save Us From The Chinese Pollution Menace!

by Smitty Never mind that she doesn’t appear to have a campaign website, we’ve got to support Roseanne Barr for POTUS. Bill Quick, in the link, is casting all kinds of skeptical eye upon the news that Chinese pollution is visible from space. Forget that noise. We’ve got to behind Barr’s candidacy: Barr used the […]

First, They Came for the Reese’s Pieces …

When I worked at The Washington Times, there was a place in the office called the “discard table” where the book review editors — or anybody else — would leave the books they got for free from publishers but didn’t want to keep. My library has scores of volumes rescued from the discard table, among them […]

California Broke, Blames Redmond, Threatens #Occupy Road Trip In The Name Of ‘Fairness’

by Smitty The state of California woke up in a gutter after a two-week bender, to discover that there isn’t enough room left on the plastic to make it to the end of the fiscal year. “It’s not fair,” said California. “2011 really sucked, and so I partied a little bit over the MLK weekend. […]

Now It Can Be Revealed: The Obama Administration Is Just A Hideously Expensive Twilight Zone Reference

by Smitty Politico has the YouTube clip, if you really want to hear #OccupyResoluteDesk at his Orwellian finest. Part of the transcript: Just two days ago, a senator from Utah promised to obstruct every single American I appoint to a judgeship or public service position – unless I fire the consumer watchdog I put in […]

Separated At Birth? McCain/Ovechkin

by Smitty I distort, you deride. Really, though, we have to call on Jimmie Bise to make the call here. For those who have never heard of Alexander Ovechkin, he’s nearly as tough as Dan Riehl.

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