The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

#ObamaYachtNames Unexpectedly

by Smitty Here’s a hash where I can play. Having 4.5 years of sea time, I’ve got some obscure jokes. The search doesn’t return all my tweets, especially the obscure ones like ‘Narcissus’ and ‘The Good Ship Venus’. The Good Ship Venus, aka Friggin’ in the Riggin’ Not safe for work:

The Politics Of DirecTV Advertising

by Smitty Via email from Maggie Thurber, we have an epic WSJ comment: When you vote for Obama based on “Hope and Change” you get suckered. When you get suckered you cry in front of your girlfriend during acceptance speeches. When you cry in front of your girlfriend during acceptance speeches, she questions your manhood. […]

Rutherford B. Hayes Weighs In On #ObamaInHistory

by Smitty News of #OccupyResoluteDesk’s tampering with Presidential biographies on whitehouse.gov, going back to Calvin Coolidge, is currently rocking Twitter. Also, note this brutal Tumblr feed. Reached for comment, Rutherford B. Hayes, related BHO’s record to an aromatic old saw from the South: By what miracle is Obama going to crawl out from under this […]

Jessica Jung: “It Falls To Me To Make Obama’s Throw Seem Masculine.”

by Smitty Via Twitchy A girl who looks like this: Throws like this:Wow, I hope that was intentional.

Crack That Whip!

by Smitty Yeah, got him doing the dishes at 9 months: yeah. Oh, and if you’re a fan of Dilbert mashups, I have your ‘heh’.

Easter Island Yields Ancient Prophecy

by Smitty Twitchy reports that the Easter Island heads are undergoing significant archeological digging. When they got below ground, a surprising discovery showed that maybe the Easter Islanders knew more, five hundred years ago, than so many hipsters and academics do today. . .

#ObamaForgot

by Smitty Yet another brutal hash tag game. Click the image for my input. The Melvins video: Poor Sooper Mexican. Hopefully the brain recovers.

“Weekend At Bin Laden’s”

by Smitty Click for source: I, for one, think that #OccupyResoluteDesk should stay in broken record mode about bin Laden. The more Obama and his sycophants natter on about the One True Accomplishment of this administration, the more solitary it looks, and the more stark the contrast with the rest of the unfolding disaster that […]

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