The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

#ObamaLoveSongs This (Administration) Is Not A Love Song

#ObamaLoveSongs Love Is An (Electoral) Battlefield — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) October 18, 2012 #ObamaLoveSongs Bye, Bye (Reggie) Love — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) October 18, 2012 #ObamaLoveSongs Black Dog (Led Rhetoric Mix) — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) October 18, 2012 “Are When” #Duh #ObamaLoveSongs The Best of Times (Are When Imma Loan With You, And Then You […]

Find Her Binder

by Smitty @dustbury “Find her binder / Sneak up behind her / Rap like a Romney ’til ya finally unwind her. . .” youtube.com/watch?v=GRGrkH… — Chris Smith (@smitty_one_each) October 17, 2012

Not Understanding Drudge Juxtapositions

by Smitty What is the point of ‘Women Turning Away’, and then putting up Robert Plant and Bruce Dickinson below #OccupyResoluteDesk? I guess that’s why he is Teh Drudge, and I’m just a lowly sidekick.

@SCrowder Channels His Inner Bowie

by Smitty Delightfully funny: Join me in pressuring Steven Crowder, as Ozzy-bama and Chris Loesch as Randy Rhodes, into doing a campaign-meltdown version of “Crazy Train” in time for the election. Poodle-heads forever!

NMA Animators Rock The VP Debate

by Smitty This is laugh out loud funny: The real loser here is SNL, who simply cannot top this. Add being funny to the list of jobs that Progress has outsourced to China. via The Blaze

Citizens Must Help Fight Crime!

Ignored by the mainstream media, a horrible crime wave is terrorizing America, as vandals are defacing the automobiles of innocent motorists. Fortunately, citizen-journalist Richard Vail has helped expose this shocking nationwide vandalism spree, and has captured photographic proof of how Americans are warning their fellow citizens about these criminals. God bless you, Good Samaritans!

Ash!

by Smitty It’s slightly mundane, the triumph of a Presidential candidate with enough motivation for the job to take on a little rain: Mitt Romney looks great in the rain twitter.com/NicoHines/stat… — Nico Hines (@NicoHines) October 8, 2012 Indeed, it’s a far cry from the ol’ boom-stick days: UPDATE: [well, so much for letting me […]

The New Yorker Cover Lays Down A Stone Cold #Eastwooding

by Smitty Via Drudge, here’s one for the books: Debating from an angry chair Angry pout that steals the air Ego hurts and I don’t care What do I see across the way, hey See my job molded in clay, oh Stares at me, yeah I’m afraid, hey Changing the shape of his face, ah […]

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