The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

#JayCarneyExcuses Don’t Make Me Give You The Full Jessup Again

by Smitty Is there an American who looks a bigger ass than Carney? None. None bigger ass. #JayCarneyExcuses The vast right wing global fracking voter warming ethanol suppression conspiracy terrified my dog into eating my homework — Smitty TheWackoBird (@smitty_one_each) May 10, 2013 #JayCarneyExcuses Sorry, I was too busy reading the bill. Wait, not even […]

My Wife: Scientific Proof

Just in case I’ve never mentioned it before — but I’m pretty sure I have — Mrs. Other McCain is one smokin’ hot babe: Ah, back in the day, my friends — of course, I wasn’t too shabby myself back in the day. This isn’t just nostalgia, or a gimmick to make you hit the freaking tip […]

Peter Paul & Ashley

by Smitty .@kurtschlichter Puff the Magic Lib’ral. Lived in flyover land. The Keynesian track, and Marxist crack. And mis’ry go hand in hand. @jtlol — Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 9, 2013 Fear the Midnight Poet. Fear.

I Got Nothing

Sometimes you see an item and instantly think, “Wow, I gotta blog that, because this will be hilarious.” And so it was when I saw a weird bit of news from HuffPo, but then . . . blank. Zilch. Zero. Nada. And I think the problem is that, once you’d read the item, there really […]

So, These Two Republican Senators Walk Into An Elevator. . . #StandWithRand

by Smitty I’m trying out the word “choadtzpah” to characterize Sens. McCain & Graham’s perfomance=> pjmedia.com/instapundit/16… @instapundit #StandWithRand — Smitty (@smitty_one_each) March 8, 2013   I should probably take a moment to define “choadtzpah”: Noun: whereas traditional chutzpah has a broad, general meaning of “gall, brazen nerve, effrontery, incredible ‘guts,’ presumption plus arrogance such as […]

Who Upset Wombat?

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The _____ Of Things To ____

by Smitty ‘Tis so sweet to trust in _____ Just to take ___ at his word. Just to rest upon his ______. And to know, “Thus _____ the _____.” .@robfit There ????? is ??? no ???? #Benghazi ?? conspiracy ???????? Everything ?? is ??? fine ????????? trust ???? ur ???? Govt *wink* #p2 — John […]

#DonnaBrazileMysteries Trains Depart L.A. & Boston For Chicago Going 90mph & 100mph @1800 Zulu. Is Greenwich Mean Time (GMT) Racist?

by Smitty What’s on your menu? Just got off the phone with my health care provider asking them to explain why my premium jumped up. No good answer! — Donna Brazile (@donnabrazile) February 27, 2013 #DonnaBrazileMysteries Is the really lousy traffic in the DC area not a sign of a thriving economy? — Smitty (@smitty_one_each) […]

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