The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Mystery Solved–BHO Went To The Rodeo To See The Bull And Fetch Fresh Policy

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty The seemingly bizarre story about the President of the United States going to the Missouri State Fair — surely crawling with patriots, and people who “built that”, and thus the about last place that #OccupyResoluteDesk might seek to buy votes — has a clear explanation: Obama was running low, and […]

#BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Twitter Hash Butt

by Smitty UPDATE: Oh, and this is why => John McCain Says He Might Support Hillary over Rand Paul in Possible 2016 Race …Ambassador Stevens Unavailable For Comment Ol’ Senator Decades-past-sell-by-date sure is feeling the love on Twitter tonight: #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Jane Fonda's chauffeur — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) August 1, 2013 #BetterJobsForJohnMcCain Mayor of Detroit — […]

Oh, That Saucy Drudge

by Smitty Obama raises his hand for a point of order on the Snowden issue. Putin, holding a dead fish, looks down. Tee hee hee. Stop mocking my President, Vlad! Stop, or I shall say “stop” again.

As Though I Never Have Anything Nice To Say About #OccupyResoluteDesk

by Smitty .@FredZeppelin12 Well, obviously, BHO saved us from the Evil Rampaging Cold-Sober Speed-Limit-Driving Mormon Nemesis. #WhereIsYourGratitude? — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 27, 2013

#BooksWithOneLetterMissing S.A.V.E: Shameless Acts of Vandalism & Ent.

by Smitty #bookswithonelettermissing The Telltale Heat–Al Gore stubs his Poe and emits a story that would frighten anyone who could stay conscious. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Of Ice And Men — Gal Ore's disaster novel of the coming freeze. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 25, 2013 #bookswithonelettermissing Pride and Pre-juice — […]

#ZimmermanTipLine He Fronted ‘Blue Oyster Culture Club’ On Their ‘Do You Really Want To Hurt Me, Godzilla?’ Tour

by Smitty #ZimmermanTipLine Was hiding at the NTSB under the name "Tso Wut" when KTVU called to get the names of the pilots in the SF crash. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013 #ZimmermanTipLine Knows every line Steven Segal ever uttered. — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 17, 2013 #ZimmermanTipLine Framed both Bernie Madoff AND […]

“Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale

by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing, I reply I’d rather hurt you verbally Than just, I don’t know, maybe flatten you with a railroad tie. For who are you to judge me In what I say or do I’m only just beginning To pile propaganda and false accusations upon bigoted […]

Why Did High Priest Of Cthulhu George W. Bush Train Conservatives To H8 Gaia?

by Smitty “Hey, pluck that bird,” said Not George W. Bush: Evil conservatives flipping the bird at green energy! "PHOTO: Endangered bird dies as Obama touts windmills" http://t.co/R9ARTL5tWH — Smitty, JokeCracka (@smitty_one_each) July 2, 2013

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