The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Gulf Cleanup Pussy Just Pluckered Out

by Smitty (via HotAir) We heard Anderson Cooper’s tale of woe regarding the mostly opaque level of transparency set by the Hopium and Changeeba Administration. Reacting quickly, and noting that the 65′ First Amendment FTW zone applies to humans, we dispached Sissypuss the Blog Kitty. Sissypuss, we discovered, had been hanging around Philadelphia, thinking to […]

Interracial Marriage Rate Increase Meets Resistance

by Smitty The news that interracial marriage rates are increasing seems like a good thing. Family history and ethnic heritage, while excellent and worthy of all preservation, needs to be balanced with the fact that we’re all Americans and bleed one color when defending our Constitution. The news that the lines are blurring was met […]

New MLB Trend: Obama Batting

by Smitty Stunned by his ‘unexpected’ performance as a pitcher, major league baseball batters have taken up the challenge of assuming a more contemplative, thoughtful style while facing men on the mound. This has resulted in the second perfect game of the season, this one going to Roy Halladay of the Phillies. Batters are pleased […]

Humor: Possible Transcript From Deleted O’Keefe Cel Phone Video

by Smitty Patterico has the play by play of the confiscation of O’Keefe’s phone within the office of Sen. Mary “Louisiana Purchase” Landrieu, the “destruction” of that footage by U.S. Magistrate Daniel Knowles III, and the return of the phone to O’Keefe. The key piece of evidence is supposed to be that One of Senator […]

SCOTUS Pick? BFD, Says Biden

by Smitty (photo: Top of the Ticket) BHO: I’ve got to pick a SCOTUS nominee. Whoever pulls my finger first gets the nod. JRB: [runs] Bravely, Finally Dispatched! BHO: Joe, you already have a job, which is taxing you to the utmost of your abilities. Here’s what we do. We run through the most most […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU XXIV. The Trimphal Arrival (Conclusion)

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) The remaining eight were frozen to their chairs in their filth, except me. None made a sound. Deep gloom swallowed Lake Totenkopf. A longitudinal crack appeared in the table, right down the middle. Athwart that, connecting the vertices marking the head of the table, appeared a second crack, so that the table […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU XXIII. Wrenching Change

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) The speaker’s points unfolded, and the audience began to panic. In a resigned, fearful, anti-climactic sort of way. There were no actual breaks in the delivery. Eventually, more than one odor began to waft. Yet the audience stared forward. An older woman to my left cried out, clutched at her heart, and […]

The Protocols of the Elders of CTHULHU XXII. Full Circle

by Smitty (INTRODUCTION) “Down the hill, attendees at the World Economic Forum in Davos think they are the movers and the shakers. You have moved above them. Some appear to shake. I begin.” Of the remaining nine lives beside the speaker, there was no fight left. Perhaps this meeting had had the effect of doing […]

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