The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

SCOTUS Chief Justice-At-Large Paul Anka Rejected ObamaCare For Lack Of Integrity

by Smitty [There has been a lot of curiosity about the behind-the-scenes maneuvering that triggered the SCOTUS to shift the ObamaCare penalty to a tax. This blog has recovered a secret transcript of the deliberations with SCOTUS Chief Justice-at-Large Paul Anka, as he led the Supreme Court to enlightenment.] Anka: “First order of business: no […]

Elizabeth Warren’s Iron Maiden Tribute Band Is A Huge Hit

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty FITCHBURG, MASSACHUSETTS Art and politics have just had another one of their strange collisions. Friday night Pseudajawea rocked Partner’s Pub, and Strolling Drone correspondent Sissypuss was there to take in the show. The entire set was filled with excitement, as the Democrat candidate for U.S. Senate flexed considerable heavy metal […]

In Which I Take Fast, Furious Cheap Shot At Jay Carney

by Smitty President Obama may have to clear a high bar in order to lock down Fast and Furious documents from the prying eyes of congressional investigators. . . An imaginary exchange at the daily White House Press Briefing. . . Carney: Now, I am not privy to the Fast & Furious documents that are […]

Slathering S.A.L.V.E On Your Kindle

by Smitty Now it can be purchased! While neither a dessert topping nor a floor wax, S.A.L.V.E. promises to deliver a “Wut?” from uncultured audiences everywhere! Could the Secretary of State really be the President’s mother? (OediPOTUS Wrecks) Could co-bloggers sustain a Samuel Beckett riff while sending up Obama’s stimulus program? (Waiting for O-Dough) Can […]

Announcement: S.A.L.V.E.

by Smitty Shameless Acts of Literary Vandalism and Entertainment is surely the Publishing Event of June 19, 2012! Collected in one tidy package, and available just in time for West Virginia Day, you can now spare yourself the toil of navigating to 45 different URLs, and instead have a handsome, consolidated unit for your entertainment […]

Yes, Dan Riehl: Slavery. To Materialism!

by Smitty Dan Riehl brings some dainty new footwear to the discussion. However, we need to dig a little deeper here. The message may not be limited to simple 19thcentury bondage. No. As Lawrence O’Donnell (my intellectual guide) points out, we’re all socialists now: This new line of footwear clearly underscores the American enslavement to […]

Page & Plant Interview In Strolling Drone

Strolling Drone’s intrepid correspondent, Sissypuss, was finally able to score a brief, joint interview with Jimmy Page and Robert Plant for its June 15, 2013 edition. Sissypuss: One of the interesting things about the 2012 campaign was the sudden revelation of Barack Obama’s historical activities. That included being a heretofore unknown 5th member of Led […]

In Bizarre Gardening Accident, Piers Morgan & Lawrence O’Donnell Become World’s First Post-Uteral Siamese Twins

by Smitty ROCHESTER, MN–Doctors at the Mayo Clinic announced that they had stabilized the two, who were Platonically pruning periwinkles in the garden when beset by an escaped zoo lion. Conrad Murray was in the area, and the situation only got weirder from there. Spokesmen from the Ministry of Truth revealed that the two men […]

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