“He’ll Nail Those Debates”
by Smitty Althouse channeling Melinda Henneberger trying to figure out how BHO would stage a 2016 comeback. Hahahahahahaha. The only sense in which BHO would nail a debate in some future election cycle would be if he was giving someone a manicure in the little beauty shop he works in while the debates are on […]
A Different Spin On Obama’s Denver Clock-Cleaning
by Smitty Daily Pundit links VDH in yet another rational review of What Went Wrong In Denver. Sure, as far as it goes. But if I may “. . .think of a man, and. . .take away reason and accountability“, maybe we need to recall that the Obama Administration is nothing if not the ultimate […]
The New Yorker Cover Lays Down A Stone Cold #Eastwooding
by Smitty Via Drudge, here’s one for the books: Debating from an angry chair Angry pout that steals the air Ego hurts and I don’t care What do I see across the way, hey See my job molded in clay, oh Stares at me, yeah I’m afraid, hey Changing the shape of his face, ah […]
Could Piers Morgan Succeed Where Senator John Kerry Failed?
by Smitty Breitbart (below the fold for autoplay reasons) has Piers Morgan offering to what John Kerry could not: give #OccupyResoluteDesk some debating chops:
Sweet, Sweet Gratuitous Cartoon Violence
by Smitty Your completely unnecessary nearly-guilty-but-just-at-the-last-second-OH-YEAH pleasure, via the Tatler: Next week the question will be whether Paul Ryan can show the masterful restraint Romney did, when confronted with Uncle Choo-Choo. Hopefully they’re coaching Ryan to throw back his head and laugh, rather than come across the stage and deliver the flogging that Biden may secretly […]
It’s Morning in Vanuatu Again
“How long, O Lord, how long? Where will it end? “All I ever wanted out of this campaign was enough money to get out of the country and live for a year or two in peaceful squalor in a house with a big screen porch looking down on an empty white beach, with a good […]
MITT ROMNEY WINS FIRST DEBATE
UPDATE 10:32 p.m. ET: Damn. Mitt won it straight-up. I’ve turned my TV to MSNBC to watch their reaction. Rachel Maddow: “I personally do not know who won this debate.” This means . . . yeah, Mitt won. He beat the hell out of Obama. Ed Schultz: “[Obama] created a problem for himself tonight on […]
Shock Galeuters Poll: BHO Has 113% Of The Vote Going Into The Debate
by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty Sissypuss caught up with Galeuters pollster Baxter Thurston Corzineowski Q: Can you help us get to the bottom of these incredible results? A. Well, we asked David Axelrod what percentage of the vote he felt Obama had,” said Baxter “and Axelrod calmly said ‘Oh, about 90%’. See, it’s not lying […]
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