The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Go, Willow, Go!

Ever on the lookout for the latest Palin scandal, TMZ reports that 16-year-old Willow Palin was clocked doing 84 mph in a 65-mph zone. And I just want to say, “Hell, yeah. You go, girl!” It’s obviously hereditary. Willow’s dad is a championship snow-machine racer, so she gets it honest. And I can totally relate, […]

How Much Longer Until Levi Johnston’s Fifteen Minutes of Fame Expire?

Gabriella Hoffman whacks that punk upside the head: Levi Johnston recently unveiled the cover of his book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs, slated for release on September 27th, 2011. This tell-all tripe details how the opportunist was “exploited” by the Palin family. . . . The narcissist impregnated Bristol Palin, […]

Celebrity Herpes or Hollywood Hoax?

The amazing stuff you can learn by reading Wombat’s daily “Live at Five” headline round-up: A well-known “A-list” celebrity has reportedly been sued by a plaintiff who claims that the celebrity “swore he was STD free” prior to their hook-up in Las Vegas, which included unprotected sexual intercourse. Now the plaintiff has herpes and is […]

In the Future, Every Semi-Famous Woman Will Be Photographed Naked

An addendum to Andy Warhol’s “15 minutes of fame” prophecy, based on two items at the celebrity gossip aggregator WeSmirch: EXCLUSIVE: Mick Jagger’s daughter Lizzy Jagger nude in new Playboy Ex-Charlie Sheen ‘goddess’ poses for ‘Playboy’? So that Set A (“semi-famous women”) and Set B (“nude women”) eventually will overlap to such a degree as […]

BREAKING: Arnold Schwarzenegger Dumps Liberal Wife Maria Shriver

OK, the headline is totally misleading, because we don’t yet know who dumped whom: Former Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, have separated, with Shriver moving out of their Brentwood mansion while the two determine the next step in their 25-year marriage. Shriver has been residing apart from the actor-turned-politician for the last few […]

Happy Mothers Day From Charlie Sheen

“I am teaching [my 2-year-old twin sons] words, because they’re speaking now. I’m teaching them the word ‘rehab’ so they always know where their mom is.” — Charlie Sheen

VIDEO: Michael Moore Tells Americans How to Be Good Americans — Like Him!

Question: If it weren’t for the fact that it plays 24/7 in airport waiting areas, would anyone ever watch CNN? Not me. Sometimes I switch over to MSNBC for kicks, but I never watch CNN. So anyway, Piers Morgan had Michael Moore on Thursday night, so that he could give the rest of America (or […]

Wow: Charlie Sheen Visits Tuscaloosa

He’s vowing to organize a fundraiser featuring his Hollywood friends to help tornado victims in Alabama: You know what would be cool? If Charlie could get Alyssa Milano to join his Alabama fundraiser. Just sayin’ . . .

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