The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Bristol Palin To Get Reality Show; Stacy McCain Content With Surreality Show

by Smitty Via Memeorandum and Politico: Bristol Palin: Life’s a Tripp, premiering Tuesday, June 19, at 10pm ET/PT with back-to-back episodes. Two new episodes will subsequently air every Tuesday, showcasing Bristol’s journey growing into womanhood with her young son, Tripp. With never-before-granted access to Bristol’s real-life experiences, the show follows her everyday life as a […]

Shaken, Distraught @MichelleMalkin On The End Of Dennis Kucinich’s Career

by Smitty Destiny, Lamentably, Trumps Dramatic Hearts Yearning Only To Warble On More at Twitchy.

WYB: I Got More Dash Than That @KimKardashian Lady

Stunned by sudden dash deficit: Kim

Kate Beckinsale’s Ghastly Vagina of Death: Another Ex-Starlet Aborts Her Career

Formerly attractive actress Kate Beckinsale, before she turned her vagina into a political statement. Maybe you have heard of Kate Beckinsale, an actress who used to be considered attractive. In fact, when she was still young — about 15 years ago — guys who saw her nude scene in Uncovered widely regarded Beckinsale as “hot.” As […]

In Bizarre Gardening Accident, Piers Morgan & Lawrence O’Donnell Become World’s First Post-Uteral Siamese Twins

by Smitty ROCHESTER, MN–Doctors at the Mayo Clinic announced that they had stabilized the two, who were Platonically pruning periwinkles in the garden when beset by an escaped zoo lion. Conrad Murray was in the area, and the situation only got weirder from there. Spokesmen from the Ministry of Truth revealed that the two men […]

Obama Voter Lovitz Shows That All Thought Is Not Lost For Dems

by Smitty Preach it, Jon Lovitz: Admit it. You know somebody who voted for Barack in 2008 who badly needs to come clean and repent of their silliness.

When Trolls Attack: Marcusean Mob Gets @ChrisLoesch Bounced from Twitter

“Liberating tolerance, then, would mean intolerance against movements from the Right and toleration of movements from the Left.” — Herbert Marcuse, “Repressive Tolerance,” 1965 Sunday night, I was a guest on “BlogMock Radio,” the weekly online podcast hosted by Blogmocracy and Diary of Daedalus, and a caller asked, “Did you hear what happened to Chris […]

Five Academy Award-Winning Beauties Who Are Moms (Unlike Ashley Judd)

When people think of factors involved in Hollywood success, motherhood probably isn’t the first thing that comes to mind. Despite what the embittered rantings of childless pro-abortion fanatic Ashley Judd might lead you to believe, however, many of the world’s most famous actresses have shown that women can have glamour, a successful movie career, critical […]

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