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Rule 5 Sunday: Sandman

Posted on | September 25, 2011 | 10 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho


As has become my habit in recent weeks, I name and shame those among us who can’t read a calendar, were distracted by some damn fool thing like college football, or were a bit too slow cleaning the drool out of their keyboards. Anyway, without further abuseado, Mr. McEnroe comes out of the penalty box with the toothsome Angela Turkusawa. I thought at first he was joking about Polish bikini models, but I guess not. Also late: Donald Douglas with this Victoria’s Secret video, Mila Kunis, and Britney Spears. Soylent Green’s Monday Motivationer last week was a beaver-baring beauty queen, followed by Bethanie BandersnatchBadertscher, Kyla Cole, a complaint about Scarlett Johansson’s phone picture quality (illustrated, natch!), the ever-popular Corset Friday, and Marketa Janska, who cannot be found at your local bakery.


This week’s fresh linkage begins with Fishersville Mike and the Big Zooey Theory. Next up, Randy’s Roundtable has Stacy Keibler and Priscilla Monroe. Meanwhile, Eye of Polyphemus crosses the streams by combining Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie in one post. A View From The Beach goes with Keira Knightley this week, along with a comment on ginger discrimination and another critique of Scarlett Johansson’s crappy cell phone. Jake Finnegan’s Burkalesque Babe this week is Cheryl Cole, while Troglopundit offers not one, not two, but three posts on a certain infamous pink slip. Also, an Imperial Stormtrooper in a pink tutu. Elsewhere, the Jerseynut returns with a nice selection of Reese Witherspoon (Defender of the South!) pix. Dustbury this week brings us Kaya Scordelario and our weekly dose of Zooey. For an interesting contrast, Postaldog has Kim Kardashian.


Proof Positive returns with Annabella Sciorra, Amber Heard, vintage babes Gene Tierney and Mae West, another post on Scarlett Johansson’s phone problems, Catherine Oxenburg selling baby oil…and a lingerie model tied to a chair. O_o


El Opinador Compulsivo starts off this week’s contributions with an Eye Handy video on how to see infrared light. Next, he properly juxtaposes a quote from Ayn Rand and a pic of Belen Rodriguez, Olga Farmaki, Orianthi Panagaris (with bonus Steve Vai video), Araceli Gonzalez, and some hot chicks in bathing suits.


This week, Soylent Green’s Moday Motivationer was Kelly Monaco, followed by Sasha Bonilova and a couple of dogs, a hasty Humpday trifecta, more Kelly Monaco, and a fine selection of lingerie on Friday.


At The Camp Of The Saints, this week’s Rule 5 observance includes Mayrin Villanueva, the Rule 5 News, Mercede Johnson (with helpful parts guide!) and Christine Mendoza.


The DaleyGator’s DaleyBabes this week are Paz Vega, Salma Hayek, Monica Bellucci, Marisa Jara, Claire Danes, and Christina del Basso, who looks more like a contralto to me, but what do I know?


Thanks to everyone for their links! To be included in next week’s Rule 5 Sunday linkagery, please send an e-mail with your links to Rule 5 Wombat by October 1. Late submissions will he held over for appropriate shaming in the following week’s Rule 5 roundup.


SOTD: This one, not that one or the other one. Clear?

Category: Rule 5

Comments

10 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday: Sandman”

  1. Bob Belvedere
    September 26th, 2011 @ 2:55 am

    Sorry, WS: the middle one is The One.

    Thanks for the linky love.

  2. postaldog
    September 26th, 2011 @ 3:16 am

    Thanks for the linkage.  Btw, scroll down the page, I’ve got a great pic of Megyn Kelly there as well 🙂

  3. Proof
    September 26th, 2011 @ 4:28 am

    In my defense, Wombat, anybody could have tied that lingerie model to that chair!
    Thanks for the linkage!

  4. Rule 5 – Pussycat Doll Made Good Edition « The Rio Norte Line
    September 26th, 2011 @ 2:20 am

    […] The Other McCain started all of this madness… […]

  5. Anonymous
    September 26th, 2011 @ 6:24 am

    Wrong-o. The post titles for the Rule 5 Sundays come from a particular playlist of mine, and Metallica is nowhere on it. Otherwise, you’re welcome.

  6. Anonymous
    September 26th, 2011 @ 6:25 am

    I’m still croggled by the idea that realtors, even in Australia, would run an ad like that.

  7. Proof
    September 26th, 2011 @ 6:27 am

    Ah, but it got your attention, didn’t it?

  8. Anonymous
    September 26th, 2011 @ 6:29 am

    You’re welcome, and thanks for the tip, but I’m all snooched out. Going to go read some gory post-apocalyptic stuff by S.M. Stirling until the swelling goes down and I can sleep. 😉

  9. Anonymous
    September 26th, 2011 @ 7:37 pm

    Muchas gracias for the linkage ! 

  10. postaldog
    September 26th, 2011 @ 10:55 pm

    Personally, I go to Clive Barker for my gory stuff, but enjoy your reading.