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Flynt Offers $1 Million For Perry Smut. . .

Posted on | September 23, 2011 | 4 Comments

by Sissypuss the Blog Kitty

Things got a bit goofy, after Flynt waved the big bucks.
Joe McGuinness showed up at Flynt’s office to collect. “I got all kinds of weird stuff of this guy that looks like Perry mixing it up with some admittedly pathetic looking old dude in a wheelchair. It’s kind of painful to watch.” McGuninness turned the laptop screen to face the leering Flynt, while the bodyguard with no neck frowned in silence.
“What a minute, that looks like me!” screamed Flynt. The frown on the bodyguard deepened, threatening to become a circle as the corners of the mouth nearly touched.
“Whoops. I guess that CGI is really making some, you know, advances,” said McGuinness, glibly, waggling his eyebrows to cover his nervousness. “Can I at least collect on the racial epithet bounty from the ObamaCare vote with this other cooked footage I’ve got?”
“That was Breitbart, you idiot! Get out of here!” the angry Flynt pointed at the door, and the bodyguard started to come around the desk to ‘help’.

Category: Farce, Uncategorized

Comments

4 Responses to “Flynt Offers $1 Million For Perry Smut. . .”

  1. Joe
    September 23rd, 2011 @ 11:57 pm

    Given the behavior of Thad and T-Paw, Larry Flynt could have offered them $1,000,000 and they likely would have performed smut for him.  A political lap dance if you will. 

    Am I being mean? 

  2. Anonymous
    September 24th, 2011 @ 1:37 am

    Yes you are being mean, keep up the good work.

  3. Adjoran
    September 24th, 2011 @ 2:49 am

    Larry Flynt is still alive?

  4. Bob Belvedere
    September 24th, 2011 @ 4:40 am

    If can call that ‘living’.