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REPUBLICAN BIKINI SCANDAL: N.Y. SENATE RACE ROCKED BY PHOTO UPDATE: SHOCKING NUDE PHOTO

Posted on | October 22, 2010 | 10 Comments

Democratic operatives are once again planning to expose the scandalous news that a GOP candidate has a daughter who looks hot in a bikini, sources say.

Longtime New York political observers were shocked by the disclosure that Republican Joe DioGuardi has a daughter, Kara, who was a judge on American Idol, during which she revealed what one commenter called her “hawtness” in a bikini:

Along with Dan Collins of Piece of Work in Progress, we will continue to monitor developments in this emerging news story, which is potentially even more shocking than the Marcela Hoeven bikini scandal that previously rocked the North Dakota Senate campaign.

UPDATE: The investigation into this shocking scandal continues, and Dan Collins has just confirmed the existence of a so-called “sideboob” photo of Kara DioGuardi:

UPDATE II: While the mainstream media continues to ignore this shocking story, our investigation has now uncovered the biggest Republican scandal since it was learned that Scott Brown once appeared as a Cosmo centerfold. Yes, indeed, Republican Senate candidate Joe DioGuardi’s daughter Kara posed nude:

And how does Joe DioGuardi respond to this shocking scandal? He keeps attempting to distract New Yorkers by talking about so-called “issues”:

What’s really important to New York voters: That Democrat Kirsten Gillibrand votes for the Obama agenda of reckless deficit spending, or that Republican Joe DioGuardi has a smokin’ hot daughter?

We report. You decide.

JOE DIOGUARDI for U.S. SENATE
Because His Daughter’s Way Hotter
Than Kirsten Gillibrand

Category: Election, Massachusetts, Rule 5, Scandal, Senate

Comments

10 Responses to “REPUBLICAN BIKINI SCANDAL: N.Y. SENATE RACE ROCKED BY PHOTO UPDATE: SHOCKING NUDE PHOTO”

  1. snowed in
    October 22nd, 2010 @ 12:00 pm

    Shocking, this news is.

    Apparently there’s lots of shock and awe in this NY Senate race.

    http://www.beyondhollywood.com/gallery/uploads/2010/03/Kara-DioGuardi-bikini-2.jpg

  2. dk
    October 23rd, 2010 @ 12:34 pm

    Wow, looks like it’s going to be the Lollapalooza of web hits today.

  3. topeka
    October 24th, 2010 @ 10:30 am

    Hot daughter as a liability? What are D’s smoking? Oh, yeah, Mary Jane.

    Anyone who would vote for liberty over Big Government and Mob-rule is very likely to count Kara as an asset. Albeit she’s likely a Lib herself.

    Joe’s real judgment problem – why didn’t he use her as his poster girl? (just a jest – of course he doesn’t want his daughter humiliated by the name calling and the smear campaigns.)