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I’m Pretty Sure Christine O’Donnell Never Sucked a Dildo on a Reindeer’s Nose

Posted on | October 7, 2010 | 22 Comments

Smitty linked this morning to the latest scandal involving a Democratic dildo — there are lots of phony wienersuckers in Congress, including Barney Frank — but now Krystal Ball’s disgrace has become a blogospheric sensation. We quote an eminent political prognosticator:

Krystal Ball For Congress
Paid for by the Committee of Dudes With Horny Dick-Noses.

Yeah, that’s from Ace of Spades. The good news is that there was zero chance that phony wienersucker could be elected to Congress even before these photos became public. Republican Rep. Rob Wittman is a lead-pipe cinch for re-election in Virginia’s 1st District.  But Krystal reminds us that Democrats are always victims:

“Of course, it’s embarrassing, but more than that I’m — I’m pretty angry about it. I think this is incredibly sexist.”
— Krystal Ball, Democrat who sucks phony wieners

Hey, lady, after all the sexist attacks your party has made against Sarah Palin, Michelle Bachmann and Christine O’Donnell, why don’t you shut your mouth — or at least put it to good use?

VOTE DEMOCRAT
Phony Wieners, Real Suckers

UPDATE: Dan “Chubby Chaser” Collins informs us that Krystal’s just about 50 pounds shy of perfection.

Category: Democrats, Scandal, Virginia

Comments

22 Responses to “I’m Pretty Sure Christine O’Donnell Never Sucked a Dildo on a Reindeer’s Nose”

  1. cc
    October 7th, 2010 @ 5:01 pm

    I think the focus should be on her very, very shady personal and campaign finances, and if it takes a dildo to bring attention to them, so be it! http://tinyurl.com/29pxqlu

    ” [her] suspicious campaign finance reports and even more suspicious personal finances (the hundreds of thousands of dollars in suspect penny stock companies that according to the media mostly only exist on paper as well as the mystery $5 million in K12 stock that the campaign has offered 3 or 4 separate explanations as to how she came to receive it.)”

  2. susan
    October 7th, 2010 @ 7:19 pm

    For the generation sexually organized to put the condom on a cucumber it is only fitting they would consider it sexy to suck a fake dildo attached to the nose of a guy in a reindeer outfit.

    Poor things, they have no idea what they are missing.

  3. DaveP.
    October 8th, 2010 @ 7:33 am

    What Randy, you don’t see anything wrong with a total stranger licking your character?