Who Are These Losers?
Posted on | April 21, 2016 | 69 Comments
Never Take Advice From Feminists, unless your goal in life is to become a Crazy Cat Lady. Everyone with a modicum of common sense should understand why seeking advice from failures is unwise. If you want to get rich, you probably wouldn’t ask a homeless drunk on the park bench for advice on how to do it, and neither would any sane woman seek romantic advice from Jaclyn “I’ve Gone Down and Dirty With Strangers” Friedman.
Want to get herpes? Feminists are experts at that, but if you’d like to avoid incurable viruses, maybe you should seek advice elsewhere — Mom, Grandma, any adult with common sense who actually has your best interests at heart. This category excludes Jess Zimmerman:
Jess Zimmerman . . . is by all evidence a World-Class Fool. Nothing is ever her fault, you see. Bad things just happen to her because the world is a vast patriarchal conspiracy to make pudgy girls feel sad. She deserves to be loved. She is entitled to admiration (as “the woman who doesn’t prioritize appearance” and exercises her “ability to reject patriarchal standards”) so the failure of others to provide Jess Zimmerman with love and admiration is a social injustice. If you don’t love Jess Zimmerman, you have violated her civil rights.
That was a year ago, when Jess Zimmerman was arguing that men should support “man-hating” feminism because it’s actually good for men to be constantly insulted by deranged ideologues. Or something.
OK, so Jess Zimmerman says men ask her for romantic advice:
Of course, I don’t really want to make a living giving men false hope. But what if I wanted to make a living yelling at them about why their false hope is dumb?
This is a thing I do frequently now for free. Somehow, despite increasingly noisy misandry, I have amassed a small cadre of men who think I’m a good person to confide in. These are friends and partners, so it goes without saying that they are generally not confiding f–ked-up attitudes about women, but they’re also straight men with feelings; consequently, I’ve seen my share of “how do I make her fall back in love with me,” “how do I make her regret rejecting me,” “how do I change her mind.”
The answers are “you can’t,” “you can’t,” and “you can’t,” respectively, but I’ve come up with enough different ways of saying this that occasionally one gets through. It’s something I’m happy to do for the people I care about, but it is not effortless. I’ve fielded hundreds of late-night texts, balanced reassurance with tough love, hammered away at stubborn beliefs, sometimes even taken (shudder) phone calls. I’ve actually been on agony aunt duty for male friends since high school, so if it’s true that it takes 10,000 hours of practice to become an expert at something, counseling bereft dudes may in fact be my only expert skill.
STOP!
Who are these “straight men with feelings” who can’t navigate their relationships without consulting Jess Zimmerman? Look, I remember what it was like to be clueless at 15, but eventually you get the hang of it. Careful observation, trial and error, a commitment to excellence — by the time you’re 18 or 19, maybe you are not yet an acknowledged Master of the Art of Love, but you’re not the kind of hopeless amateur who would seek advice from someone like Jess Zimmerman.
Losers. This is the only word to describe any guy past the age of, oh, let’s say 25, who doesn’t realize that once a woman decides it’s over, it’s over. You had your turn at bat, and you struck out.
Could I tell you stories? Yes. Should I tell you? No.
As far as you know, my life has been an endless series of spectacular triumphs, each one surpassing the one before. Lose? Me?
Never happened. This here cowboy walked away from the rodeo wearing that big championship buckle, so to speak, and never mind how many times I got thrown off and stomped during my years on the circuit.
Pain? Cowboys don’t feel pain. And they sure as hell don’t go whining to some idiot feminist “friend” because they couldn’t finish the ride.
Here’s a clue, young men: Women know you are vulnerable. They know they can hurt you. Some women enjoy hurting men. There are women who are unspeakably cruel, remorseless sadistic monsters whose idea of amusement is ruining men’s lives. These women are called “feminists.”
Used to be, we had other words for these monsters, but nowadays they prefer to be called feminists. They have organized a political movement based on dishonesty, selfishness, and cruelty. They call this “equality.”
Guess what, guys? You are never going to win the “equality” game.
You know why? Because feminists decide what is or is not “equality.”
Feminism is a game in which the rules are designed to ensure that men always lose. A feminist will humiliate a man for the fun of it, mock him behind his back, and celebrate his destruction as social justice.
If a feminist walks into the room, guys, this is your cue to exit. Avoid feminists to the greatest extent possible. There are plenty of good women in the world. Why associate with heartless, lying, evil witches?
Did you know Jess Zimmerman slept with her college professor?
We used to have other words for women like that.
Now we just call them “feminists.”
Never take advice from those sadistic monsters.
Comments
69 Responses to “Who Are These Losers?”
April 22nd, 2016 @ 9:38 pm
If you want a musical representation of the upshot of this mentality:
“In the gutter, you discover…all the things you missed.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsZvo0ZtfUw
April 22nd, 2016 @ 9:59 pm
At least Bloom County has made a comeback.
April 22nd, 2016 @ 10:04 pm
A lot of people listen to “boy bands”, too.
April 22nd, 2016 @ 10:09 pm
Correlation does not always equal causation…
…however, in this case, the correlation is fairly powerful!
April 22nd, 2016 @ 10:10 pm
@spam
April 22nd, 2016 @ 10:38 pm
Jackass alert, Wombat. It’s been pathetically following me around because its life is so empty it doesn’t have anything better to do on a Friday night than harass people online. Please do me a favor and show it the door.
April 22nd, 2016 @ 10:43 pm
You go around here impersonating me and then creating havoc, calling names, and the like. Grow up..
April 22nd, 2016 @ 10:45 pm
He’s been following you around?
I thought I was doing that, as you said earlier.
Are you hallucinating? Or just plain crazy?
Do you hear voices too?
April 22nd, 2016 @ 11:17 pm
This is the jackass’s main account, Wombat.
April 23rd, 2016 @ 3:39 am
It’s probably time to once again point out the valuable work Stacy has done in unpacking this sick cult. In just a couple of years the targets have gone from calling this “PC” to “SJWs” and now increasingly exactly what it is: Third Wave Feminism. TWF is not complex; it has a morbid dread and paranoia of men, whites and heterosexuality. Don’t be fooled by naive do-gooders at the other end of the spectrum; they are essentially promoting the same thing, whether through ignorance or not. From the outside it all looks the same: hate speech.
Like all supremacist movements, TWF is an ideology of pathological lying, creating whatever semi-plausible scapegoating demonization blood libels it can by lying about history, studies and statistics. Every single thing these people say is a lie and we have systematically looked at their grievances and destroyed them one by one. These people deserve to be in the dust bin of history, not in our schools and media.
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April 23rd, 2016 @ 5:22 am
You are really turning into an idiot TradCon with these posts. Not all men are like you Stacy, a little bit of sympathy would no go amiss.
April 23rd, 2016 @ 7:59 am
Main account? What are you talking about? You really are hallucinating.
Another series of name calls really shows has much of an immature person you are, and that really sums it up. You need help.
April 23rd, 2016 @ 8:00 am
Well you do. You like boys. We all know that. They make you feel soooo good.
April 23rd, 2016 @ 8:03 am
More personal attacks from you. A Friday night and you are here, screaming utter nonsense at people. You really can’t handle life can you?
The one who should be banned is you, impersonating me.
April 23rd, 2016 @ 11:15 am
Those worse looking chicks weren’t man hating feministas.
April 23rd, 2016 @ 12:56 pm
Sargon of Akkad has launched a petition to do what I essentially proposed here some weeks ago: he wants to suspend SJW classes at university until they can be reconfigured to rise to the level of academic rigor and accreditation one expects from academia. He has almost 30,000 signatures.
My own position was this: in the U.S., there should be Congressional hearings into Women’s and Gender Studies Classes. All faculty should be fired under federal hate crime and Title IX legislation. Classes should be ended and a moratorium of two years ensue. They can be reintroduced with an oversight panel of 9 people, 4 liberals, 4 conservatives and one libertarian. All teachers, courses and text books must be approved by a majority 7-2 vote.
https://www.change.org/p/universities-suspend-social-justice-in-universities
April 23rd, 2016 @ 7:16 pm
I’ve seen statistics where the marrying age went down after WWII. Fischer in _Albion’s Seed_ estimates that Puritan men were age 26 on avg. when married, and Puritan women were 23 on avg. Other cultures didn’t wait as long, but it isn’t unheard of.
April 24th, 2016 @ 1:39 pm
yup