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Allahpundit, It Was Blatantly Obvious To Even The Most Casual Observer

Posted on | September 1, 2010 | 63 Comments

by Smitty

Allahpundit may be losing his touch, as he cannot come up with a metaphor for this:

The helicopter represents the Ruling Class, leaving the man with the Sword of the Constitution and the hot chick on the ground to represent the Tea Party. The vehicle is the November elecion, the last chance to do anything about the Ruling Class, before the Tea Party is vaquished. The helo gets taken out, but a red-garbed RINO wants to take the hot chick and deny the Tea Party the fruits of good conservative hotness, in a spirit of pure Cornyn-ism.
The Tea Party throws the Sword of the Constitution at the red coated RINO (for the words of the Constitution are written on his heart; the blade can be replaced, the chick, not so much) cleaving the RINO’s arm asunder, leaving him to fall into the Chasm of Progressivism.
Remember, Allahpundit: The Other McCain has always got your back.

Category: Hot Air

Comments

63 Responses to “Allahpundit, It Was Blatantly Obvious To Even The Most Casual Observer”

  1. Pat
    September 1st, 2010 @ 8:07 pm

    Looks like an Al-Qeada flick to me.

    Towel-Heads, gotta love ’em. But I’d rather shoot ’em.

  2. Pat
    September 1st, 2010 @ 4:07 pm

    Looks like an Al-Qeada flick to me.

    Towel-Heads, gotta love ’em. But I’d rather shoot ’em.

  3. Kojocaro
    September 1st, 2010 @ 9:34 pm

    dude why are you obsessed with dog shit waylay?

    a

  4. Kojocaro
    September 1st, 2010 @ 5:34 pm

    dude why are you obsessed with dog shit waylay?

    a

  5. FeFe
    September 1st, 2010 @ 10:12 pm

    Edit: …leaving him to fall into the Chasm of Progressivism… and into the embraced of Orcs.

    What is creepier, Wonkatania or carnival music for Middle Earth and the Orc/Progressive sky is falling Loop of Death!?
    http://bit.ly/bTH83P
    There’s no earthly way of knowing
    Which direction we are going
    There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
    Or which way the river’s flowing
    Is it raining?
    Is it snowing?
    Is a hurricane a-blowing?
    Not a speck of light is showing
    So the danger must be growing
    Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
    Is the grisly reaper mowing?
    Yes, the danger must be growing
    ‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing
    And they’re certainly not showing
    Any signs that they are slowing!
    -Willy Wonka

  6. FeFe
    September 1st, 2010 @ 10:12 pm

    Edit: …leaving him to fall into the Chasm of Progressivism… and into the embraced of Orcs.

    What is creepier, Wonkatania or carnival music for Middle Earth and the Orc/Progressive sky is falling Loop of Death!?
    http://bit.ly/bTH83P
    There’s no earthly way of knowing
    Which direction we are going
    There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
    Or which way the river’s flowing
    Is it raining?
    Is it snowing?
    Is a hurricane a-blowing?
    Not a speck of light is showing
    So the danger must be growing
    Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
    Is the grisly reaper mowing?
    Yes, the danger must be growing
    ‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing
    And they’re certainly not showing
    Any signs that they are slowing!
    -Willy Wonka

  7. FeFe
    September 1st, 2010 @ 6:12 pm

    Edit: …leaving him to fall into the Chasm of Progressivism… and into the embraced of Orcs.

    What is creepier, Wonkatania or carnival music for Middle Earth and the Orc/Progressive sky is falling Loop of Death!?
    http://bit.ly/bTH83P
    There’s no earthly way of knowing
    Which direction we are going
    There’s no knowing where we’re rowing
    Or which way the river’s flowing
    Is it raining?
    Is it snowing?
    Is a hurricane a-blowing?
    Not a speck of light is showing
    So the danger must be growing
    Are the fires of hell a-glowing?
    Is the grisly reaper mowing?
    Yes, the danger must be growing
    ‘Cause the rowers keep on rowing
    And they’re certainly not showing
    Any signs that they are slowing!
    -Willy Wonka

  8. jefferson101
    September 1st, 2010 @ 10:46 pm

    Allegory is wonderful, but if I have to go all allegorical on someone in a helicopter, I’d prefer to have an (allegorical) 1911 and an (allegorical) L1A1.

    Swords are cool, but I prefer to use an (allegorical) bayonet as a field expedient, if it comes down to that. Or a K-Bar.

    As Ripper Jack Scrachard said. “Via, they all jam, mostly. But this never has.”

    Maybe I ought to add a sword to my collection, just in case.

  9. jefferson101
    September 1st, 2010 @ 10:46 pm

    Allegory is wonderful, but if I have to go all allegorical on someone in a helicopter, I’d prefer to have an (allegorical) 1911 and an (allegorical) L1A1.

    Swords are cool, but I prefer to use an (allegorical) bayonet as a field expedient, if it comes down to that. Or a K-Bar.

    As Ripper Jack Scrachard said. “Via, they all jam, mostly. But this never has.”

    Maybe I ought to add a sword to my collection, just in case.

  10. jefferson101
    September 1st, 2010 @ 6:46 pm

    Allegory is wonderful, but if I have to go all allegorical on someone in a helicopter, I’d prefer to have an (allegorical) 1911 and an (allegorical) L1A1.

    Swords are cool, but I prefer to use an (allegorical) bayonet as a field expedient, if it comes down to that. Or a K-Bar.

    As Ripper Jack Scrachard said. “Via, they all jam, mostly. But this never has.”

    Maybe I ought to add a sword to my collection, just in case.

  11. KingShamus
    September 2nd, 2010 @ 1:41 am

    Waylay, I’m sorry I don’t have the encyclopedic depth of knowledge about Indian film that you do. I had no idea how important it was to know all the subtleties of subcontinental cinema when making a comment on a TOM post that really didn’t have much to do with Indian movies.

    Congratulations, W. You win. You are smarter than me about Indian filmmaking, a subject I never said I was an expert in, nor do I give one flying fuck about. I didn’t know we were playing Trivial Pursuit here at The Other McCain, but good for you nonetheless.

    Also, bravo to you for being a Grade A self important know-it-all jagoff.

  12. KingShamus
    September 1st, 2010 @ 9:41 pm

    Waylay, I’m sorry I don’t have the encyclopedic depth of knowledge about Indian film that you do. I had no idea how important it was to know all the subtleties of subcontinental cinema when making a comment on a TOM post that really didn’t have much to do with Indian movies.

    Congratulations, W. You win. You are smarter than me about Indian filmmaking, a subject I never said I was an expert in, nor do I give one flying fuck about. I didn’t know we were playing Trivial Pursuit here at The Other McCain, but good for you nonetheless.

    Also, bravo to you for being a Grade A self important know-it-all jagoff.

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