The Other McCain

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‘ZOMG! Editors R All H8ers!’

Posted on | August 30, 2010 | 18 Comments

“So, you guys, I wrote an essay at The Daily Beast – do you all know that I write there? I totally do – that was the bomb when my snuggly lion of the Senate, TEd Kennedy, died. I’m a Progressive Republican so I’m above all that icky partisan stuff. And I’m super cool and hip and a true individual – and all my friends who invite me to their parties say that Ted Kennedy was awesome.”

That’s just one excerpt from the “lost” chapters that Lori Ziganto and Jenn Q. Public say didn’t make it into the final edition of Meghan McCain’s Dirty Sexy Politics.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

And Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.

Category: Celebrities, humor

Comments

18 Responses to “‘ZOMG! Editors R All H8ers!’”

  1. Javelina Bomb
    August 30th, 2010 @ 6:48 am

    “And Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.”

    Does MaryJo know that the “Ted Kennedy National Day of Service and Rememberance” is coming up (on Sept. 11)?

  2. Javelina Bomb
    August 30th, 2010 @ 2:48 am

    “And Mary Jo Kopechne could not be reached for comment.”

    Does MaryJo know that the “Ted Kennedy National Day of Service and Rememberance” is coming up (on Sept. 11)?

  3. Estragon
    August 30th, 2010 @ 7:03 am

    In related news, http://tinyurl.com/37dtwhh .

    Paris Hilton hasn’t been spotted yet . . .

  4. Estragon
    August 30th, 2010 @ 3:03 am

    In related news, http://tinyurl.com/37dtwhh .

    Paris Hilton hasn’t been spotted yet . . .

  5. Thane Eichenauer
    August 30th, 2010 @ 7:04 am

    Can’t we all ignore Meghan McCain until her book is available for purchase on Tuesday?

  6. Thane Eichenauer
    August 30th, 2010 @ 3:04 am

    Can’t we all ignore Meghan McCain until her book is available for purchase on Tuesday?

  7. Mary Rose
    August 30th, 2010 @ 9:43 am

    I agree with Thane. I couldn’t even get past page 2 on the News Real Blog. Can’t believe those writers squandered their time coming up with ten chapters.

    Meggie Mac is a total waste of time and brain synapses. I’d rather contemplate tumbleweed.

  8. Mary Rose
    August 30th, 2010 @ 5:43 am

    I agree with Thane. I couldn’t even get past page 2 on the News Real Blog. Can’t believe those writers squandered their time coming up with ten chapters.

    Meggie Mac is a total waste of time and brain synapses. I’d rather contemplate tumbleweed.

  9. FenelonSpoke
    August 30th, 2010 @ 9:59 am

    I couldn’t care less if she’s fat or not.

  10. FenelonSpoke
    August 30th, 2010 @ 5:59 am

    I couldn’t care less if she’s fat or not.

  11. TC@LeatherPenguin
    August 30th, 2010 @ 12:34 pm

    Meggs? Bare breasts or GTFO.

  12. TC@LeatherPenguin
    August 30th, 2010 @ 8:34 am

    Meggs? Bare breasts or GTFO.

  13. JeffS
    August 30th, 2010 @ 1:37 pm

    Meg McCain is another useless twit trying to make her success by hanging onto the belt of her parents.

    I wish that the Parents McCain set up a conditional trust fund that lets her live and play in Aspen or New York.

    The condition? She has to STFU.

  14. JeffS
    August 30th, 2010 @ 9:37 am

    Meg McCain is another useless twit trying to make her success by hanging onto the belt of her parents.

    I wish that the Parents McCain set up a conditional trust fund that lets her live and play in Aspen or New York.

    The condition? She has to STFU.

  15. Joe
    August 30th, 2010 @ 2:45 pm

    Hey, do not knock Meghan. When you are a young single guy whose vision has been compromised by too many beverages, you need girls like that at closing time.

    Girls like that are not for dating but for…

    But be a gentleman about it.

  16. Joe
    August 30th, 2010 @ 10:45 am

    Hey, do not knock Meghan. When you are a young single guy whose vision has been compromised by too many beverages, you need girls like that at closing time.

    Girls like that are not for dating but for…

    But be a gentleman about it.

  17. Mrethiopian
    August 31st, 2010 @ 8:55 am

    I love blonds

  18. Mrethiopian
    August 31st, 2010 @ 4:55 am

    I love blonds