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Zombie Folks Still Prowling For Brains

Posted on | July 31, 2010 | 10 Comments

by Smitty

If you thought that enough shells of laughter had been sent into rumor zombie Will Folks, Right Turns Only informs us that no: no, it’s not been enough.

Rumors that Will Folks has scheduled a Million Paramour March have not been confirmed. Dishonest zombies, it seems, lack friends.

Category: South Carolina

Comments

10 Responses to “Zombie Folks Still Prowling For Brains”

  1. Moe Lane
    July 31st, 2010 @ 6:41 pm

    That reminds me: Folks needs to have his career wrecked utterly. Thanks for the reminder, Stacy. 🙂

  2. Moe Lane
    July 31st, 2010 @ 2:41 pm

    That reminds me: Folks needs to have his career wrecked utterly. Thanks for the reminder, Stacy. 🙂

  3. Jeff Weimer
    July 31st, 2010 @ 3:03 pm

    Um Moe, that was Smitty.

  4. Jeff Weimer
    July 31st, 2010 @ 7:03 pm

    Um Moe, that was Smitty.

  5. Moe Lane
    July 31st, 2010 @ 8:48 pm

    You’d think I’d get that right, what with me being part of a group blog and all that. Sorry, Smitty.

  6. Moe Lane
    July 31st, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

    You’d think I’d get that right, what with me being part of a group blog and all that. Sorry, Smitty.

  7. Champagne Dream
    August 1st, 2010 @ 8:09 am

    Are you still blogging about Will Folks? What’s up with that? You should be concentrating on important stuff, people with real talent, like Champagne Dream and Blaze Records!!

  8. Champagne Dream
    August 1st, 2010 @ 4:09 am

    Are you still blogging about Will Folks? What’s up with that? You should be concentrating on important stuff, people with real talent, like Champagne Dream and Blaze Records!!

  9. Dr, Putz Extendo
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 11:07 am

    Will Folks, or as I remember him “Micropenis Extension Surgery Test Case #1”. was my first patient! How sad to see that once he could no longer be mistaken for a two-month old he fell on hard times.

  10. Dr, Putz Extendo
    August 2nd, 2010 @ 7:07 am

    Will Folks, or as I remember him “Micropenis Extension Surgery Test Case #1”. was my first patient! How sad to see that once he could no longer be mistaken for a two-month old he fell on hard times.