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Rule 5 Monday: Shakira Law And The Rock Sharky

Posted on | June 18, 2018 | 3 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

“A wave of the Fendy’s fingers sent the man from the room…’Meanwhile, be thou my guest and I shall call in women who know a little of the rock sharky and we shall dine on sweetmeats and dates’…The dancing girls, as promised, did not stumble much, although considering in how many directions they shook their bodies, it was a marvel that they did not…The dancers wore petal skirts and halter tops, except for the boys, of course, who wore only white cotton sirwals. The Fudir found his pulse quickening to the rock beat, the tinkling zills, and the undulating bodies of the dancers…”

-from Michael Flynn’s The January Dancer

I like to joke about people whose grasp on Islamic ideas is so loose that they can’t tell the difference between sharia law and Shakira, a Colombian pop star of Lebanese descent who has been known to delight her fans by performing the raqs sharqi in concert, and it follows that if Shakira Law were imposed upon us, she might require that all women do the dance. Let’s face it, there are some women who would benefit from the exercise. But now that I have scarred you for life by making you imagine Lindy West undulating to Middle Eastern music, let me make amends by presenting Shakira doing the dance of her ancestors.

I don’t care if she plays the zills or not, that there is hot.

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