The Other McCain

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Werewolves of Chappaqua

Posted on | June 2, 2017 | 1 Comment

by Smitty

(offered with apologies to Warren Zevon)

I saw a werewolf with some polling data in her hand
Walking through the woods of Chappaqua in the rain
She was looking for the way to the Electoral College cafe
Gonna get a big dish of suk mai payn

Aaoooooo!
Werewolves of Chappaqua!
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)

If you hear her howling around your kitchen door
Better not let her in
Little Seth Rich got mutilated late that night
Werewolves of Chappaqua again?

Asoooooo!
Werewolves of Chappaqua
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)

She’s the heavy-handed bint who never ran in Flint
Lately she’s been overheard at Goldman
Better stay away from her
She’ll rip your lungs out, sir!
Unless you curry favor

Asoooooo!
Werewolves of Chappaqua
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)

Well, I saw Vince Foster walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of Chappaqua

I saw Ambassador Stevens walking with the Queen
Doing the werewolves of Chappaqua

I saw a werewolf drinking a Bloody Mary at Trader Vic’s
Her hair was covfefe

Asoooooo!
Werewolves of Chappaqua
Aaoooooo! (Repeat)

Draw blood

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