Friday Night Doggerel
Posted on | August 5, 2016 | 23 Comments
by Smitty
Regret that my 2016 Election Primal Scream Therapy has curtailed my blogging to the point of non-existence. Keep in mind that it’s all fun and games until junk gets real, states secede and armies march.
I know where we're headed
And our future's fully threaded
And we'll likely soon eat Venezuelan food (1/2) https://t.co/ucp302By7t— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) August 6, 2016
They say that if you're heeding fools
That soon eneough the old mob rules
Against the wall we find us fully screwed https://t.co/ucp302jXfV— IGotOverMachoGrande (@smitty_one_each) August 6, 2016
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August 5th, 2016 @ 8:45 pm
S’up, bitches?
I banned myself from twitter this week.
What did you do to better the world?
August 5th, 2016 @ 8:47 pm
Tweeted on your behalf.
August 5th, 2016 @ 8:50 pm
You done good!
August 5th, 2016 @ 9:19 pm
yeah… how did we get here?
JUST NUTS!
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August 5th, 2016 @ 9:46 pm
You ain’t just whistlin’ Dixie…
August 5th, 2016 @ 9:50 pm
Hey, McCain & Smitty! STOP WRITING!
The alphabet is the foundation of misogyny!
http://www.weaselzippers.us/287910-feminist-declares-the-invention-of-the-alphabet-the-root-of-sexism-misogyny-and-patriarchy/
August 5th, 2016 @ 10:19 pm
High five, K-Bob. You SJW-attacked yourself.
August 5th, 2016 @ 10:19 pm
Cripes, pretty scary when you put it that way.
August 5th, 2016 @ 10:21 pm
Gee Smitty, what a Debbie-downer you are.
Plus, you use the word “secede” and the phrase “armies march” like they’re bad things.
August 5th, 2016 @ 11:09 pm
I should feel better about it though. Thankfully the SJW cause includes legalizing them durgs.
August 6th, 2016 @ 9:32 am
Does your candidate
August 6th, 2016 @ 9:32 am
Rant and rave?
August 6th, 2016 @ 9:32 am
Shout and ramble
August 6th, 2016 @ 9:32 am
Misbehave?
August 6th, 2016 @ 9:33 am
Shoot the bum some
August 6th, 2016 @ 9:33 am
Burma Shave!
August 6th, 2016 @ 11:44 am
We could have done much much worse. It could have been Jeb or Christie or Rubio vs Hillary.
August 6th, 2016 @ 5:06 pm
I would have been happier with Christie, and orders of magnitude happier with Rubio.
August 6th, 2016 @ 6:05 pm
Couldn’t vote for Christie under any circumstances, would have been agonizing having to pull the lever for open borders Rubio.
August 6th, 2016 @ 8:08 pm
I’m not arguing enthusiasm, but c’mon: either of them is better than these two sociopaths atop the major party ticket(s).
August 6th, 2016 @ 8:58 pm
A cardboard cut out of Roger Rabbit would be better than Hillary but
I see no reason to believe Christie would be better than Trump. No reason to believe Jeb, Kasich, or any of the other also rans other than Cruz and perhaps Carson would be preferable to Trump. I’d vote for Stalin before I’d vote for Hillary or Christie or Bush. I’d probably have voted for Rubio but see no evidence that he’d have been a better choice than Trump. I determined I wouldn’t vote, under any circumstances for any of the big government squishes the moment I heard they were running. Christie or Jeb are not any better than Hillary and are therefore worse than Trump. Hell I’d vote for Bernie over Christie or Bush. Might as well have an honest Socialist if we’er doomed to to choosing between a big government Republican or an admitted socialist. We need someone Who’ll shake things up. Susan Sarandon said that if Trump was elected the left would revolt. I hope he’s elected and I hope she’s right. Might as well get this shindig started.
August 7th, 2016 @ 8:24 am
You’re just now discovering this? Of course the Patriarchy invented the alphabet and has proceeded to use it to oppress women. That’s why Smitty and RSM use it. They are patriarchs!
August 7th, 2016 @ 9:15 am
Summer cloud giants
Try to blow down stone wall
But Men are stronger
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Waxless howled fierce
Rich cheats; faithless few screamed
Mountain bakes; still strong
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Lapdogs of Tyrants
False claim summer’s liberty
Know winter’s virtue?