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Rule 5 Sunday: Super Bowl L

Posted on | February 7, 2016 | 21 Comments

— compiled by Wombat-socho

We’ll have none of your barbaric non-Roman numerals here on our traditionalist website, buddy. This week, our appetizer is courtesy of the Carolina Panthers’ Top Cats, “…representing all regions of the Carolinas.” Indeed. As usual, please exercise discretion when clicking on the links below, many of which are to pics generally considered NSFW. The management is not responsible for any penalties called for lack of discretion in clicking, including loss of downs, loss of possession, clock resets, and/or removal from the game.

See if you can find the 40-year-old in this picture.

Goodstuff leads off this week with that marvelously plush bunny, Kirstie Alley, followed by Ninety Miles from Tyranny with Morning Mistress, Hot Pick of the Late Night Bananarama, and Girls with Guns. The Last Tradition checks in with Mileena Hayes and Sessilee Lopez, Animal Magnetism has Rule Five Campaign Speech Friday and the Super-Sized Saturday Blondepocalypse, and First Street Journal chips in with Off We Go Into The Wild Blue Yonder.

EBL’s herd of mutants and merkins begins with Angela Merkel and continues with the legendary Mud Shark, and more Carolina Panthers cheerleaders.

A View from the Beach offers Alyson Michalka, Circuit Court Strikes Down MD Gun Restrictions, Friday Swimming with Manatees, Power Glitch Kills Pennsylvania Carp yea, really, I’ve Seen Flying Fish Before . . ., New Zealand: A Nice Place Except for All the Da*n Vampires, Eat Mo’ Fish!, “Riding Shotgun Down the Avalanche”, No More Eastern Shore Nutria?, It’s Bikini Season in Poland!, To Be Fair, He Has a Point, and Now There’s a Talent!

Soylent Siberia serves up some coffee creamer, Monday Motivationer Distraction, Tuesday Titillation, Humpday Hawtness’ Lofty Asspirations, Fursday Sushi, Corset Consternation, Weekender Sabrina, and Bath Night Bingo.

Proof Positive’s Friday Night Babe is Katie May, his Vintage Babe is Inger Stevens, Sex in Advertising is covered by Mrs. Tom Brady, there’s Women of PETA XLVII, and of course the obligatory NFL cheerleaders. At Dustbury, it’s Lauren Hutton and Mary, Crown Princess of Denmark.

Thanks to everyone for your linkagery! Deadline to submit links to the Rule 5 Wombat mailbox is midnight on Saturday, February 13.


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Comments

21 Responses to “Rule 5 Sunday: Super Bowl L”

  1. M. Thompson
    February 7th, 2016 @ 6:28 pm

    Thank you for this vital public service.

  2. Animal
    February 7th, 2016 @ 6:49 pm

    Was the Super Bowl today?

  3. CrustyB
    February 7th, 2016 @ 6:53 pm

    Yes. I think it’s the Georgia Gun Controls vs. the Houston Homosexual-Worshippers.

  4. Animal
    February 7th, 2016 @ 7:02 pm

    So, the spectators lose either way. Typical.

  5. Good Stuff
    February 7th, 2016 @ 7:44 pm

    Watching the game with Boobee Kid and the puppies… Some would say “It’s a bit early for a brewski”

    I am pleased to announce that Kirstie Alley, the chick with the big hair, will be serving toddys onboard the Retro Bus! CHEERS!
    http://ultraimg.com/images/W4wPK2x.png

  6. kilo6
    February 7th, 2016 @ 8:16 pm

    Superb Owl
    i.imgur.com/dWNxxSb.png

  7. Good Stuff
    February 7th, 2016 @ 8:49 pm

    Goodstuffs half time show
    https://youtu.be/Q91hydQRGyM

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 7th, 2016 @ 8:57 pm

    I thought I sent this to Wombat, but if I did not my bad. I had Bronco Cheerleaders too. http://evilbloggerlady.blogspot.com/2016/02/denver-bronco-cheerleaders-rule-5.html

    http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NtO7E2b0Cfg/VrLb4C-7DNI/AAAAAAAA3nU/0tp57g0AJDk/s1600/2012-denver-broncos-cheerleaders-13.jpg

  9. kilo6
    February 7th, 2016 @ 9:40 pm

    and from Alamo Square in San Francisco
    someone did this to a statue
    https://hoodwork-production.s3.amazonaws.com/uploads/story/image/16064/superbowl.jpg

  10. Fail Burton
    February 7th, 2016 @ 10:15 pm

    Gee, think Cam might be overrated a bit?

  11. M. Thompson
    February 7th, 2016 @ 11:00 pm

    That, sir, is a most Superb Owl.

  12. richard mcenroe
    February 7th, 2016 @ 11:32 pm

    For some reason, I feel better. Signed, Steve Rogers

  13. theoldsargesays
    February 8th, 2016 @ 1:55 am

    Was waiting g to see him cry there at the end.
    He’s a dick.

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  15. Fail Burton
    February 8th, 2016 @ 10:09 am

    Duluth once had an NFL franchise called the “Eskimos.” No owls though, superb or otherwise. Nice idea though.

    The Carolina Superb Owls. “Go Owls!! Hoot!!”

  16. DeadMessenger
    February 8th, 2016 @ 10:59 am

    [snort!]

  17. DeadMessenger
    February 8th, 2016 @ 11:02 am

    I didn’t recognize Lady Gaga with clothes on. Cloth ones.

  18. Wombat_socho
    February 8th, 2016 @ 11:36 pm

    Cleans up real nice, don’t she?

  19. DeadMessenger
    February 8th, 2016 @ 11:45 pm

    Yeah, for her.

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