The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge

Posted on | November 27, 2015 | 2 Comments

by Smitty

“And then one of the people at the table went out and betrayed him, right? They haul him off, publicly execute and bury him. But a month later he’s reborn as a zombie and everyone cracks open all the presents their parents stashed under the tree that they mysteriously set up in the living room.”
“Stunning, Joey. And. . .what happens four months later, at Easter?”
“This funky chicken that has assumed a bunny racial identity comes by and, in a fit of pique, blows away a whole chicken generation in a game of Lost-and-Found.”
“How astounding. Common Core wins again.”

via Darleen

Category: Friday Fiction

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2 Responses to “Friday Fiction: 100 Word Challenge”

  1. darleenclick
    November 27th, 2015 @ 11:20 am

    “common core wins again”

    ::::snort::::

    love it!

  2. Southern Air Pirate
    November 28th, 2015 @ 1:44 pm

    It was becoming night around the area so the group needed to find shelter. This area was full of the bugs and to be out after night would bring death to the party. As they walked into the house, the smell of the food struck them.

    “Oh man I am starving!” Barlett said, “This is wicked a full
    course meal here to the nine!”

    “Don’t touch it!” say Jonesy, “We don’t know why
    they abandoned this, but this city was taken by the Bugs only hours after they laid those red clouds. So it might be poisoned.”

    “What!” came from Fred.