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Emerging Awareness Update: The Real Bisexual Housewives of Beverly Hills

Posted on | December 16, 2014 | 10 Comments

Oh, did I say “bisexual”? I meant “indiscriminately slutty”:

Brandi Glanville is getting very candid about her love for the ladies.
During a visit to HuffPost Live this week, the outspoken Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star opened up about her bisexual tendencies.
“I don’t swing both ways, I’ve been with women and usually there’s a man involved,” the 42-year-old reality star revealed. “I have a couple times been with women where it was just us…I love beautiful people and if you’re a man you’re a man, if you’re a woman you’re a woman. I’m not a lesbian and I’m not straight.” . . .
“It’s only been a few times in my life,” the mother of two added. “If it happens it happens. That’s not something that you plan for. I feel like it has to be organic.”
It’s no secret Glanville doesn’t discriminate when it comes to men or women. On a previous season of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Glanville made out with former cast-member Carlton Gebbia during a steamy hot tub scene.

Yeah, imagine that scene — no, not that scene, I mean the scene where the kid comes home from school crying because all the other kids were teasing him. “Ha ha ha, I saw your mom having lesbian hot tub sex on TV!” Sure it happens every day in Beverly Hills.

They’re the “beautiful people,” you see.

UPDATE: Because I had never heard of this person before — amazing how many obscure “celebrities” there are in the age of cable TV — I checked her Wikipedia page. She’s notorious trash.

Brandi Glanville Confronts Ex-Husband
Eddie Cibrian’s Mistress Scheana Marie:
“I Had So Much Anxiety” About Meeting Her
— January 2013

Brandi Glanville Apologizes for Her Racist Joke
on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills
— December 2013

Brandi Glanville Apologizes for Joking That
She Wanted to Be Molested as a Child
— January 2014

Oh, such “beautiful people” . . .

 

Category: Celebrities, Gays, Sex

Comments

10 Responses to “Emerging Awareness Update: The Real Bisexual Housewives of Beverly Hills”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 16th, 2014 @ 3:12 pm

    “indiscriminately slutty”? You say it like it is a bad thing.

  2. Political Rift » Emerging Awareness Update: The Real Bisexual Housewives of Beverly Hills
    December 16th, 2014 @ 3:13 pm

    […] Robert Stacy McCain Oh, did I say “bisexual”? I meant “indiscriminately slutty”: Brandi Glanville is getting […]

  3. disqus_tObYqppPWg
    December 16th, 2014 @ 3:26 pm

    If you are reaping the benefits, do you care?

  4. robertstacymccain
    December 16th, 2014 @ 3:36 pm

    I report, you decide.

  5. RS
    December 16th, 2014 @ 3:38 pm

    If one lives in Beverly Hills, CA and engages in such behavior, one is “edgy.” At worst, one is “eccentric.” If one engages in such behavior and lives in the bowels of Appalachia, one is simply a whore.

  6. Fail Burton
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:00 pm

    You’ve gone off the rails and confused gender feminism with white trash who have 23 room trailer homes with not one book in them. Say what you will about rich Victorian racist colonialists, they had entire libraries in their homes.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:07 pm

    Well it is true about the 23 room trailer homes but they generally have a few copies of check out celebrity magazines…just to see if they made them that week.

  8. M. Thompson
    December 16th, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    In this case, we also deride!

  9. theoldsargesays
    December 17th, 2014 @ 1:19 am

    Or Cousin Brandy.

  10. Anon Y. Mous
    December 17th, 2014 @ 7:55 am

    I too wanted to be molested as a child – by the local high school’s cheerleadering squad. Sadly, the gals had higher standardsmorals and focused most of their molesting on the football team.