Joe Biden E-Mails Me
Posted on | June 30, 2014 | 6 Comments
If you ever get signed up for one Democrat/liberal e-mail list, you will eventually be signed up for all Democrat/liberal e-mail lists. While covering the 2008 election, I signed up for e-mail alerts from the Obama campaign and my inbox is routinely flooded with crap. However, it’s useful to see what kind of desperate appeals the Democrats are sending to their supporters, like the one sent this morning by the Democrat Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) “from” Joe Biden:
Friends —
I hate to admit it, but if we fail to respond to Republican attacks now, we’re going to be up the creek without a paddle.
The Republicans just announced a $30,200,000 all-out offensive targeting Democrats in key battleground states. That’s the kind of cash that could give Speaker Boehner his largest Republican majority ever.
But — it doesn’t have to. In 2012, when Barack and I were taking punches left and right, folks like you were there for us. And I can’t thank you enough for that.
Now, we need you again. The biggest midterm fundraising deadline yet is at midnight. Can you chip in $5 or more right now?
MIDNIGHT DEADLINE: ALL GIFTS TRIPLE-MATCHED!
[The following are all links to the DCCC donation page — RSM]
Chip in $5 immediately >>
Chip in $35 immediately >>
Chip in $50 immediately >>
Chip in $100 immediately >>
Chip in $250 immediately >>
Or click here to donate another amount.
Thanks,
Joe
P.S. I’m telling you — we can defeat these House Republicans who block just about everything President Obama proposes. But we’re going to need everyone in on this.
Can you chip in something today — even if it’s just 5 bucks?
As I say, these kinds of Democrat junk e-mails arrive in my inbox routinely, and I find it difficult to believe that even the most wild-eyed liberal fanatic could be persuaded to “chip in” by these scare tactics: “Oh, noes! Republicans are attacking us! It’s an all-out offensive! Send money! We’re going to need everyone in on this!”
On the other hand, if you’re stupid enough to vote for these clowns . . .
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6 Responses to “Joe Biden E-Mails Me”
June 30th, 2014 @ 9:43 am
[…] This is okay but simplistic and incomplete… The crisis of thousands of Central American children spilling over the border is not due to border security. Most of these kids are just walking up to patrols and turning themselves in. Because they are Central Americans (and minors) we apparently can’t just turn them around and march them back to Mexico. Plus the reality is when it comes to illegal immigration as much as 60% of them come not from crossing the Mexico border, but from over staying visas to the USA. Any solution that does not address tracking tourist and work visa overstay is no solution. President Obama meanwhile is threatening to act unilaterally on immigration, via executive order. TOM: Joe Biden calls on Democrats to chip in to deal with Republicans […]
June 30th, 2014 @ 10:15 am
Dear Respected One,
GREETINGS,
Permit me to inform you of my desire of going into business relationship with you.
I am Barack Hussein Obama; the only Son of late Mr and Mrs Barack Urkel Obama. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant before he was poisoned to death by his business associates on one of their outing to discus on a business deal. Before the death of my father he secretly called me on his bedside and told me that he has a sum of $12.500.000 (Twelve Million, five hundred thousand dollars) left in a suspense account in a local Bank here in Kenya, that he used my name as his first Son for the next of kin in deposit of the fund.
He also explained to me that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where I will transfer this money and use it for investment purpose, (such as real estate management). Sir, we are honourably seeking your assistance in the following ways.
1) To provide a Bank account where this money would be transferred to.
2) To serve as the guardian of this since I am a boy of 52 years.
Moreover Sir, we are willing to offer you 15% of the sum as compensation for effort input after the successful transfer of this fund to your designate account overseas.
Anticipating to hear from you soon.
Thanks and God Bless.
Best regards.
Mr Barack Hussein Obama
June 30th, 2014 @ 10:41 am
Also, letting Joe Biden near a computer would be a bad thing. He could crash the internet.
June 30th, 2014 @ 12:28 pm
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July 1st, 2014 @ 1:01 am
Joe could at least lose ALL the emails.
July 1st, 2014 @ 5:25 pm
Who are the ‘triple matchers’?