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And I’m a Russian Wolfhound

Posted on | February 14, 2014 | 34 Comments

Just call me Borzoi. And I know what you’re thinking: “Borzoi? But you don’t look anything like a Russian wolfhound! As a matter of fact, on closer inspection, you seem to be a golden retriever.”

Haters.

Yes, I am aware that those documents from the American Kennel Club — a notorious group of hatemongering breedists —  identify me as a so-called “pure bred” golden retriever, but in my heart, ever since I was a little puppy, I always knew I was different.

Finally, after years of struggle against oppression, I found the courage to be the dog I really was, and “came out” as a Russian wolfhound.

My brave struggle has continued and, while I know how much you admire my courageous trans-breed activism, it’s important that you not offend me like Piers Morgan offended Janet Mock:

There were several problems with the language Morgan used. For starters, he repeatedly asserted that Mock had formerly been a boy. He also said that Mock had surgery to become a woman. Mock was a woman long before she had the surgery she felt she needed to reflect that. Part of the fight for transgender rights and justice is a fight for self-determination: to be able to proclaim who you are without anyone else adding caveats.

Sure, I know what you’re thinking: “What’s wrong with stating a simple fact? Janet Mock was, indeed, born as a boy named Charles with XY chromosomes and Charles did, in fact, undergo surgery to remove his testicles and rearrange his genitalia to create a simulacrum of a vagina. Actually, the whole point of Janet Mock’s celebrity activism — the book contract, the TV interviews — is the experience of having undergone this transition process. Why, then, is Piers Morgan a transphobic bigot for making reference to these facts?”

You don’t understand. You’ll never understand our struggle for acceptance, our fight against discrimination and bigotry. While you can’t possibly understand, you are permitted to admire us for our heroic courage — but only in language we approve.

Janet Mock is a woman. And I’m a Russian wolfhound.

Get over it, haters.

 

Category: CNN, Gays

Comments

34 Responses to “And I’m a Russian Wolfhound”

  1. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 14th, 2014 @ 2:12 pm

    And you left out the part that you will have to pay for the expensive re-constructionist surgery to make that dog a Russian Wolf Hound.

    But be glad he just wants to be a Russian Wolf Hound. It can get way crazier…

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-APmvOhH1gOA/Tw5YbHxjasI/AAAAAAAAAbI/XXd_KHQI-ec/s1600/article-1284646-09EDF72E000005DC-418_634x474.jpg

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Z24Tos1HucQ/Tw5YZWS3btI/AAAAAAAAAbA/njBMZHOTooI/s1600/article-1284646-09EDF787000005DC-996_634x686.jpg

  2. RKae
    February 14th, 2014 @ 2:26 pm

    I think and REAL psychologist (and not some PC quack) would notice what’s going on when a transgender doesn’t like hearing about the actual gender he was born with.
    “Oops! Reality! My denial mechanism is overburdened! Scotty! Warp drive now! Get us out of here! She’s coming apart!”

  3. RS
    February 14th, 2014 @ 2:50 pm

    I feel sorry for you. There’s another layer of this that you just don’t understand. That fact that you’re a dog, with a collar, slavishly licking kibble off the floor and fetching the paper means simply that you’re trauma-bound to McCain.

    What? You say you like kibble? Bullshit! False Consciousness resulting from years of abuse. Fly! Be free!

  4. McGehee
    February 14th, 2014 @ 2:50 pm

    My wife’s 16-year-old Honda Civic has declared itself a Ferrari Testarossa. All those 10-year-old Nissans that refuse to lose drag races to it are marquist h8rs.

  5. Quartermaster
    February 14th, 2014 @ 2:55 pm

    I denounce you.

  6. JeffS
    February 14th, 2014 @ 3:03 pm

    It’s important to note that, once you pierce the h8erist agenda, and ignore the Don’t-Judge-Me-By-The-Genitalia-I-was-born-with crowd, Piers Morgan simply offends everyone.

  7. Matt_SE
    February 14th, 2014 @ 3:33 pm

    And this is the sort of mental derangement that the left applauds. Not surprising, since leftism is itself a mental disorder.

  8. Durasim
    February 14th, 2014 @ 3:48 pm

    For the transsexual party line, it is not enough that cisgender (normal) people humor the transsexual demand to be treated as their purported gender, with their preferred names, pronouns, lavatories, or whatever jail or prison section they want to be in, etc.
    Transsexuals demand that society retcon and revise the past so as to ratify their claimed “gender identity.” It’s not enough to say “she” or “her” in the present day. We have to retroactively edit birth certificates and official documents and go around pretending that whoever was always a girl and always had whatever genitals since time immemorial. They say “I’ve always been a girl” and everyone else must repeat it under pain of denunciation (and maybe even prosecution).
    It’s the principle of “We have always been at war with Eastasia” being applied to the realm of sick sexual gender identity politics.

  9. jody
    February 14th, 2014 @ 3:48 pm

    why the surgery if she wasn’t male? but not allowed by her to say/tell the truth if she doesn’t like it. she makes the rules, controls the language and all will obey. NARCISSISTIC WACKO BITCH

  10. RichFader
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:00 pm

    Amazing that people will pay good money for surgery to get a simulacrum of a vagina when others are simply born one. Like Piers.

  11. Finrod Felagund
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:16 pm

    Now I’m remembering the South Park episode where they made Kyle into a black kid and Kyle’s dad into a dolphin.

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  13. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:32 pm

    Separated at Birth: Heinz 57 varieties and…?

  14. Adjoran
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:33 pm

    The fact is that Mock is STILL biologically male. No amount of surgery, make-up, dress, or mannerism can EVER change that. Take a DNA sample from Mock before the surgery, after the surgery, after the hormone treatments, or whenever you wish, it will forever and always come back MALE.

    I don’t deny Mock has serious issues. But to say he is anything but a male is just a lie.

  15. K-Bob
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:49 pm

    Bad dog. No biscuit.

    I can understand males not wanting to be men. That explains at least three fourths of Congress and most of Nancy Pelosi’s male voters. Also every single rapist and wife beater, but I digress.

    I just wonder why go through the pain of pretending to be female? Surgery won’t make a male into a woman, any more than being barack’s errand boy will make John Boenher a man.

  16. K-Bob
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:52 pm

    I’m surprised the girls aren’t also dressed up like anime characters.

    Oh, and by the way a public-service announcement: don’t do an image search on “furry” with safe-search turned off.

    (If you thought it would return dogs, cats, and the occasional genitalia pic, you’d be totally, incredibly wrong.)

  17. K-Bob
    February 14th, 2014 @ 4:54 pm

    I keep thinking we should all take a page from Elizabeth Warren and just say we’re all “black.”

  18. robertstacymccain
    February 14th, 2014 @ 5:25 pm

    My laptop secretly yearns to be an iPhone.

  19. Jeanette Victoria
    February 14th, 2014 @ 6:35 pm

    humm my dumb phone says it is a laptop

  20. Jeanette Victoria
    February 14th, 2014 @ 6:37 pm

    The man who would be woman responsible for the new Facebook gender bender categories

    The West has gone insane

  21. Kirby McCain
    February 14th, 2014 @ 6:54 pm

    And now Janet can go to the RadFem conference in London and denounce Morgan. Err, no he can’t… she wwhatever.

  22. Zohydro
    February 14th, 2014 @ 7:25 pm

    Your… your… your private parts are different now, aren’t they?

  23. Greg Hlatky
    February 14th, 2014 @ 10:56 pm

    Curious that the same people who push this “gender identity” nonsense laugh at the Doctrine of Transubstantiation.
    This, by the way, is a Borzoi (http://soyara.com/Lacey.htm).

  24. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 15th, 2014 @ 1:40 am

    Hey Adjoran, you and RSM better start playing ball…

  25. Adjoran
    February 15th, 2014 @ 3:43 am

    I still say that if the Republic survives another century, people 100 years from now will look on our time as one of mass hysteria.

    “War on fossil fuels, gay marriage, transsexual males play on women’s teams, transgenders use whatever restroom they want, Barack Obama – what the hell were they thinking?”

  26. Quartermaster
    February 15th, 2014 @ 11:40 am

    I was tempted to do that search until I read the parenthetical. Given the depravity floating around these days, the better part of valor demands I not do that search.

  27. NCMountainGirl
    February 15th, 2014 @ 11:55 am

    At least by Labradoodle has the sense not to want to be a giraffe.

    http://horseandman.com/wp-content/uploads/giraffe-dog.png

  28. Zohydro
    February 15th, 2014 @ 12:37 pm

    Ah, yes… “Poodles of the Serengeti” (q.v.)

    This is cuter…

  29. Zohydro
    February 15th, 2014 @ 12:52 pm

    The jaw work alone on that one is going require several surgeries…

  30. Zohydro
    February 15th, 2014 @ 12:53 pm

    “I’m going to kill myself!”

  31. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    February 15th, 2014 @ 1:04 pm

    Are you quoting one of the transgendered?

  32. Zohydro
    February 15th, 2014 @ 1:22 pm

    No. It was a poorly executed caption for the retriever/tiger…

  33. Bob Belvedere
    February 15th, 2014 @ 3:54 pm

    There’s an episode of CSI you could watch that is PG-13, doesn’t get too gross in explaining it, and it will tell you everything you want [and need] to know about this phenomenon.

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