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Florida, the Crazy State: Brevard Students Rally to Defend Gay Teen Porn Star

Posted on | January 21, 2014 | 29 Comments

Nothing is more important to the citizens of Florida than the right of teenagers to have gay sex on camera for money:

A high school senior from Brevard County, Florida, was suspended last week for creating a “campus disturbance.” His crime? Starring in a gay porn video on [a Web site I won’t link].
“Noel,” an 18-year-old Cocoa High School senior, was “severely bullied” by several classmates after word spread of the video’s existence. Instead of doing something sensible, like punishing the bullies, administrators decided to suspend Noel for participating in a completely legal, non-school-related activity. The forced suspension then led to him failing classes, which prevents him from being able to graduate.

Florida high school senior “Noel” was paid to have gay sex on video.

See? The story here is not about teenagers getting paid to perform sodomy on video. No, this is about homophobic “bullying”:

Word of his suspension over the video soon spread through his school and a large group of Cocoa High School students rallied against Noel’s suspension on social media, changing their Facebook profile photo to a blue square with the slogan ‘Support [Noel’s real name].’
A large group of students reportedly skipped 7th period on Friday and gathered to stomp and shout his name in the school’s quad in protest.
A classmate posted a photo of the protest action to social media, writing ‘All these people be protesting and stomping and yelling [Noel’s real name] like there be an earthquake.’
The same day Noel posted to Facebook that he intended to challenge his suspension.
‘Coming back to Cocoa isn’t the best for me but bringing justice to the disciplinary system and discrimination of the administration has not slipped my mind either,’ he wrote.

The Florida Way of Life™ is at stake! Every Florida parent hopes their child can work in the state’s lucrative gay teen porn industry.

It is the job of Florida public schools to prepare kids to have sex on video for the pleasure of creepy old guys worldwide.

Did I mention Obama got 4,235,270 votes in Florida?

Hat tip: L.N. Smithee on Twitter.

UPDATE: We now know “Noel’s” real name: Gay Teen Porn Star Robert Marucci’s Mom Endorses the Florida Way of Life™.

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Category: Education, Florida, Gays, Sex

Comments

29 Responses to “Florida, the Crazy State: Brevard Students Rally to Defend Gay Teen Porn Star”

  1. Quartermaster
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:03 pm

    There has to be a way for both to lose. Depravity on one side, idiocy on the other. What a country.

  2. KnightOfCups
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:12 pm

    You’re right, the story isn’t about a legal adult getting paid to perform in a gay porn video. The adult film industry is stocked full of 18 year old women performers too. The story is about a school suspending a student for something that is not in anyway related to school. I love when conservatives are for big government when it suits them, and their reason always has something to do with sex. Weirdos.

  3. robertstacymccain
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:21 pm

    Sure: Every 18-year-old girl in Florida is having sex on video, and nobody ever complains — in your twisted imagination, at least.

  4. KnightOfCups
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:32 pm

    It’s not that no one ever complains, it’s that the complaint is irrelevant, and he or she is a legal adult that is perfectly within their rights to perform in an adult film and it’s really no one’s business, especially the schools. Of course, you have to throw in your little ad hom about my “twisted imagination” to discredit what is the only legitimate argument here. And like you really care either? You’re into the story predominantly on a tabloid level.

  5. Alan Markus
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:37 pm

    If I read GoogleMaps correctly, the local Walgreens should be safe – it is about 1.5 miles from the school.

    High School Trayvon Martin Protesters Ransack North Miami Beach Walgreens Store

  6. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:39 pm

    Florida wins.

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:41 pm

    Bullying is a real problem (seriously), but I suspect the bullying part of this story is exaggerated and possibly made up out of whole cloth. It is obviously a dis-tractor from the real story which is whether suspending a student at a public high school is justified when he participates in a gay porn movie.

    I suspect the answer to that is (sadly) no. That is how off our moral compasses are. That we have gotten to that point in our society is even sadder. Obviously 18 year olds participating in porn is pretty pathetic (gay or straight).

    But given how the Obama economy sucks, maybe what this kid did was not that weird. Democrats: They will get your kids jobs in the porn industry!

  8. Zohydro
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:43 pm

    Six months ago I would have thought Dave Barry had the crazy-in-Florida (and Flathead County, Montana!) beat covered…

  9. DaveO
    January 21st, 2014 @ 12:55 pm

    1. An article on this topic said the young man did the work in order to pay his family’s bills. Can’t say whether that’s true or not, but Brevard County is not exactly an economic powerhouse. Is his family in that great of a need?
    2. Somehow someone got the young man into the porn industry. However it happened, someone made the connection, and likely made money from it. Was it a family member, a teacher/administrator at his school, or other adult acquaintence? Who else has that recruiter gotten into the biz?
    3. How did his school find out? Students and/or Teachers/Admin cruising gay porn sites. Whomever found out is doing some masterful redirection onto the young man.
    4. Was he truly 18 when he began performing for money?

  10. Josh_Painter
    January 21st, 2014 @ 1:58 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM Florida, the Crazy State: Brevard Students Rally to Defend Gay Teen Porn Star http://t.co/TC04vPv9It #TCOT

  11. LookAtThisIdiot
    January 21st, 2014 @ 1:03 pm

    And every teenage buy is having sex on video? What a useless clown you are.

  12. Mike
    January 21st, 2014 @ 1:25 pm

    As a 7th generation Floridian I think it’s important to point out that many of the stories/crimes you promote as being from the “Crazy State” are actually perpetrated by those who move here from elsewhere.
    Nothing has been promoted quite as heavily on your blog as the case of Deranged Cyberstalker™ Bill Schmalfeldt, with good and just reason. Shouldn’t this be prima facie evidence that Florida should at least be granted runner-up status as the “crazy state?”

  13. concern00
    January 21st, 2014 @ 1:37 pm

    As a liberal, you can hardly complain about porn, since you accept every other moral perversion under the sun anyway. So this is just more of the same plunge into the abyss.

    BTW, excuse my naivety, but is gay porn another name for happy and joyous porn?

  14. JeffS
    January 21st, 2014 @ 1:42 pm

    What does this have to do with big government? Sounds more like stupid government to me.

  15. Zohydro
    January 21st, 2014 @ 1:44 pm

    It appears that this was specifically “bareback” gay buggery… Isn’t this sending the wrong message about responsible homosexual behaviour to Florida’s valued LGBTQP youth?

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    January 21st, 2014 @ 2:36 pm

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  17. richard mcenroe
    January 21st, 2014 @ 2:47 pm

    Perhaps we should encourage it to facilitate a self-correcting problem?

  18. concern00
    January 21st, 2014 @ 2:55 pm

    Is the P for p–fter?

  19. Gay Teen Porn Star Robert Marucci’s Mom Endorses the Florida Way of Life™ UPDATE: Brevard Lifts School Suspension : The Other McCain
    January 21st, 2014 @ 3:03 pm

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  20. Zohydro
    January 21st, 2014 @ 3:07 pm

    Why, yes. Yes it is!

    Also: pansexual, polyamorous, pomosexual, pederast, poultry… Shall I go on?

    Some also include an “A” in that alphabet soup, but hear tell not all “asexuals” and “autosexuals” are on board yet…

    Don’t ask about “Z”!

  21. Zohydro
    January 21st, 2014 @ 3:14 pm

    Brother Darwin knows his own…

  22. richard mcenroe
    January 21st, 2014 @ 3:38 pm

    Why? Do you need links?

  23. NeoWayland
    January 21st, 2014 @ 3:45 pm

    If he was past the age of consent, it really doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks.

    Unless you are willing to submit to another “for your own good?”

  24. trangbang68
    January 21st, 2014 @ 8:12 pm

    Yeah Night of Cup of Crap, we’re weirdos because we think its appalling that an 18 year old kid is having unprotected anal sex for money. You’re a fool.

  25. KnightOfCupofSoup
    January 21st, 2014 @ 8:28 pm

    Night of Cup of Crap? yeah, and you think we need to grow up? Dickhead.

    So wonderful that you’re concerned, but he’s a legal adult, and it’s his body so mind your own business. Second of all what he does for a living, especially when it’s in the bounds of the law, has nothing to do with school. Do you agree he should be suspended from school for starring in a porn film? Sounds like a gay bias to me.

  26. trangbang68
    January 22nd, 2014 @ 8:37 am

    Sorry Gay boy I’ll leave the dickheads to you.

  27. KnightOfCups02
    January 22nd, 2014 @ 10:35 am

    Of course, the predictable response from a right wing, half wit. Im not gay, dummy. Enjoy your flashbacks about murdering Vietnamese peasants “trangbang”.

  28. trangbang68
    January 22nd, 2014 @ 7:36 pm

    No blood on my conscience loser, how about you?

  29. ndmike12
    January 23rd, 2014 @ 12:10 am

    If he’s 18, then why should the school (i.e., the state) punish him for this? I’m more worried about the state interfering in matters that are none of the state’s business. And there are no state actors whom I trust less than public school administrators.