Florida: The Crazy State
Posted on | January 5, 2014 | 28 Comments
Yes, I’m aware I used the same headline yesterday, but our national lunatic asylum continues to earn its moniker:
A Palm Bay man was arrested after police say home surveillance video caught him in sexual acts involving his family’s dog.
Joshua Werbicki, 22, was charged last week with animal cruelty and sexual acts involving animals.
According to the police report, the family had noticed the German shepherd mix showing signs of physical injury and was fearful when approached by family members, so they installed a video system.
Police said the sexual acts involving the dog were caught on video, leading to Werbicki’s arrest his place of employment, Papa John’s on Minton Road in West Melbourne.
Maybe Werbicki will claim this was a “consensual relationship,” which is kind of a popular defense for Florida sex offenders.
Remember: Obama got 4,235,270 votes in Florida in 2012, and at least Joshua Werbicki didn’t eat the dog.
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It wasn’t only consensual, it was also love.
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January 5th, 2014 @ 1:30 am
Guy’s lucky. A lot of dog owners (including me) wouldn’t bother calling the cops.
January 5th, 2014 @ 1:38 am
And it wouldn’t be a Kitty Genovese incident either…
January 5th, 2014 @ 2:54 am
Dang, I hope he was just delivering pizzas not making them
January 5th, 2014 @ 3:36 am
Well, at least he wasn’t a Republican or a Tea Party member. Otherwise, the story would’ve been hammered into us non-stop by the Alphabet Media, and the NY Times would’ve written a strident, indignant OP-ED piece demanding a Pets’ Bill of Rights.
Yeah, he is definitely a Democrat, despite the fact that he had a job, sorta.
January 5th, 2014 @ 7:53 am
Proper use of the Nork’s “Feed a hungry dog” program is a just outcome for this idiot! I really think the Florida “Spay/Neuter” regulations should require the owners receive the same operation as their pets …
January 5th, 2014 @ 7:54 am
Florida: The “P” trap of America’s sewage disposal system, where the detritus and debris settle …
January 5th, 2014 @ 8:11 am
Can we qualify that? My uncle lives about 10 miles from there (in Melbourne, Fla). My uncle was born in 1927 and is an exemplar of bourgeois dignity. Evidently, Melbourne is a preferred retirement destination for naval officers, so you can be around the friends you’ve made from one posting to another. Lots of people who have lived good lives to be found in their section of town (though, now that you mention it, they are in a gated community…).
January 5th, 2014 @ 9:02 am
Tell your uncle to keep an eye on his dog.
January 5th, 2014 @ 10:31 am
There are always pockets of normalcy in aberrant and abnormal populations. Thankfully your uncle has found one. I live in another one but they are becomng fewer as our society undergoes the transformation into 1933 Berlin …
January 5th, 2014 @ 10:32 am
Remember to equip your dog with a canine chastity belt when visiting Florida!
January 5th, 2014 @ 10:37 am
Crazy people can’t deal with the cold weather.
It cuts down on their opportunities to get naked and jiggy with the (insert various sex fetish items here) that they are obsessed with.
Plus living on the remains of an antiquated sand bar with no bedrock below gives them a sense of freedom that granite just can’t duplicate.
For the sane it’s a place to go to loosen up and gawk at the all the funnies walking around and then go home feeling smug in their safe and sane environs.
January 5th, 2014 @ 10:39 am
Not TOO close and eye or he might get a visit from the local PoPo.
January 5th, 2014 @ 10:40 am
There’s people all over his area gulping as they recognize the guy who last delivered their 18″ sausage and mushroom.
January 5th, 2014 @ 10:49 am
The problem with the Cult of the Consenting Adult is that they very quickly expand the definition of “consent” and “adult” beyond all reason. Every. Time.
January 5th, 2014 @ 11:43 am
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January 5th, 2014 @ 11:55 am
I can’t believe a family caught their son screwing the family pet, and then turned his ass into the cops!
January 5th, 2014 @ 2:17 pm
I personally think they should have applied a #4 cluebat to his cranium, repeatedly, (as a tenderizer) then used a woodchipper to produce a nice amount of dog food for the pooch …
January 5th, 2014 @ 4:26 pm
Exactly. I was in Pensacola last year and I doubt Mister Doggy Diddler would get far there either.
But again, a large number of active and retired Navy there.
January 5th, 2014 @ 4:28 pm
My house is on the Hood Canal in Western WA. A deep arm of Puget Sound. A couple square yards of chicken wire and several feet of chain, and nobody will ever find anything.
January 5th, 2014 @ 5:35 pm
Was the dog 18? (In dog years, I s’pose.)
Howsomeever, I believe that you should have included the suspect’s photograph. It might help explain how he couldn’t get any human girls to date him.
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