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You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen!

Posted on | November 3, 2013 | 29 Comments

Charlie’s Twitter message the day after Halloween:

last night was awesoem!
I went as an officer from
DCFS
(child protection srvc)
because that’s about as sane as these inept and retarded
doosh bags seem when dealing with my sons bob and max.
it’s an abhorrent dick dance that has NOTHING to do protecting any child.
instead they are swayed by the evil and pathetic über loser
whore that calls herself Brooke.
there will be a reckoning.
there will be a whirlwind,
that they will all reap while
desperate begging for my forgiveness.
you’ve all been warned.

Hey, Charlie, you misspelled “awesome” and “douchebags,” so at least you got that going for you, “über loser.”

Publicly calling your ex-wife a “whore”? When you’re kinda notorious for screwing prostitutes and porn starlets less than half your age?

Really mature, Charlie. Really grown-up.

But what the heck, huh? You’re rich and famous and you’ve been rich and famous forever, and so you’re entitled to treat other people like dirt and never be held accountable for all your bogus bullshit.

Just don’t be surprised that when you’re old and ugly and broke, nobody is gonna love you anymore, and you’ll die alone.

 

Category: Celebrities

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29 Responses to “You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen!”

  1. CHideout
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

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  2. MrEvilMatt
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

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  3. Resista38176897
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

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  4. jwbrown1969
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

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  5. Lockestep1776
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

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  6. Citzcom
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:07 pm

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  7. rsmccain
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:12 pm

    You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/YmtjeTlZJQ

  8. AmPowerBlog
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:13 pm

    RT @rsmccain: You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/YmtjeTlZJQ

  9. TomKattman
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:14 pm

    RT @rsmccain: You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/YmtjeTlZJQ

  10. vermontaigne
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:16 pm

    MT @rsmccain:@charliesheen writes poem to be published in next New Yorker http://t.co/paEGHCigsb

  11. richard mcenroe
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:18 pm

    There’s a barstool next to Jan Michael Vincent just waiting for him.

  12. Professor_Why
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:26 pm

    You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/xmfJqtwA4l

  13. thatMrGguy
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 2:48 pm

    You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/yZI44jIzYn

  14. rsmccain
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 3:17 pm

    RT @commonpatriot: via @rsmccain: You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/nIgfB8Qb4i #tcot

  15. rsmccain
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 3:17 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/yZI44jIzYn

  16. rsmccain
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 3:18 pm

    RT @vermontaigne: MT @rsmccain:@charliesheen writes poem to be published in next New Yorker http://t.co/paEGHCigsb

  17. mariadodsworth
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 4:04 pm

    RT @commonpatriot: via @rsmccain: You Stay Classy, @CharlieSheen! http://t.co/nIgfB8Qb4i #tcot

  18. Adjoran
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 5:52 pm

    Jealous much?

    Charlie Sheen got $25 million for being fired, PLUS he retains his “piece” of the syndication rights for the years of the show in which he starred. He’s not likely to run out of money anytime soon. Neither does loneliness appear to be an impending problem, unless you wax poetic about the emptiness of being surrounded by beautiful young women who want to sleep with you.

    And you see “ugly” in HIS future? Right.

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  20. rsmccain
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 8:12 pm

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  21. Quartermaster
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 9:56 pm

    I have no idea what is going on with his kids, but I can speak to the mess you will find yourself in if your kids get entangled with CPS. They are as lawless as they come, and they don’t hesitate to deny you due process, or perjure themselves to reach their goal of continuing to exist. I beat the state of Georgia, but I’m a quarter million poorer for it, and we caught the case worker in perjury.

    In Georgia, the caseworker is not liable to criminal charges. They have killed kids by negligence that surpasses criminal, yet the only thing that can be done to them is fire them. Our caseworker was fired, but we are still dealing with the kids problems from the trauma almost 10 years after they were kidnapped by Georgia DFACS. Sonny Perdue refused to even try to reign in that lawless bunch. To the best of knowledge, they are no better now.

  22. EarlScruggs
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 10:11 pm

    Charlie Sheen has demonstrated his usual level of class.

    However, agree with the assessment of the Child Protective Services racket.

    Yes, it is a racket, and it is astonishingly anti-Constitutional. Face accusers? Rules of evidence? Any semblance of fair trials?

    I had a member of my family entangled in a CPS case, it makes me sound like a wild-eyed crazy person when I talk about it. It is like the East German Stasi. That is no exaggeration.

    In a divorce, the parties are often at odds over everything. CPS gives the power of the state to an anonymous reporter. Think that it is ripe for abuse? It sure is. Make a false charge, and it is necessary for the accused to prove innocence. Yes, it is anti-Constitutional.

    So whatever else about Charlie Sheen, could he be a victim here? Yes, I believe it. An all powerful, unaccountable bureaucrat, often with just an undergraduate sociology degree can break families apart. My attorney used to do CPS cases as volunteer work while in law school. He had a case with a false accusation, a girl taken away from her parent and stuck in a foster home where she was raped.

    Supposedly this is “for the children.”

    He won’t do CPS cases any more, ever, for any amount of money.

  23. jakee308
    November 3rd, 2013 @ 10:47 pm

    Well, in all fairness, Brooke’s no prize herself. She just has a better PR person and spin controller.

    And Charlie’s an idiot so the contrast doesn’t help.

  24. Bradoplata
    November 4th, 2013 @ 2:03 am

    CPS are mostly bottom feeders who work there just to have a job. That is one place where conservative me wouldn’t mind paying more taxes to get good people to take the the job.

  25. Finrod Felagund
    November 4th, 2013 @ 6:13 am

    Yuck, I’m sorry that you had to fend off the massive clusterfuck known as CPS.

  26. Finrod Felagund
    November 4th, 2013 @ 6:14 am

    Better yet, put criminal liability on the idiots in the job now. Once a few of them are behind bars the rest will shape up or ship out.

  27. Quartermaster
    November 4th, 2013 @ 7:17 am

    That is what is desperately needed.

  28. Quartermaster
    November 4th, 2013 @ 7:19 am

    Ugly doesn’t mean what you think it means Adjoran. But that’s no surprise with a character like yours.

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