The Other McCain

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“Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal

Posted on | October 22, 2013 | 48 Comments

by Smitty

Graphic due to Bob. I also blame him for this post. None of these tweets are really bad in isolation, but the sum sort of creeps me out. Time for a shower.

Category: humor

Comments

48 Responses to ““Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/8LX1f8eBzK

  2. CHideout
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/nyDKScB1x8

  3. Lockestep1776
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/lNEfnqzFEi

  4. Resista38176897
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/bRlE90EZWe

  5. Citzcom
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/lKFksV6THu

  6. jwbrown1969
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/vJ49XIDgcj

  7. jwbrown1969
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe… http://t.co/nSVjLgUOof

  8. instapundit
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:36 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLibe http://…

  9. Bob Belvedere
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:39 pm

    Heh.

  10. BobBelvedere
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:39 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.co/DLUYJFFUfV

  11. JoNobody
    October 22nd, 2013 @ 11:57 pm

    That’s hilarious.

  12. ECHackett
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 12:05 am

    Love in the Time of Foucault http://t.co/btq34WrnIE via @smitty_one_each

  13. Professor_Why
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 12:12 am

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.co/cwd4xIfAR1

  14. Stogie Chomper
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 12:23 am

    The Cruz Mask indeed, LOL.

  15. doriangrey11
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 12:42 am

    For Sale; 1 Congress, 1 million Dollars or best offer…

  16. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 3:35 am

    “The Cruz Mask indeed, LOL.” — Stogie Chomper http://t.co/AzLi4TMBWQ

  17. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 3:36 am

    #50ShadesOfLiberal This little Tea Partier got mangled => http://t.co/qXqsEqxttj

  18. Finrod Felagund
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 4:20 am

    “I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let
    it bother me. I don’t let it bother me for one simple reason. No one
    has ever had a fantasy about being tied to a bed and sexually ravished
    by someone dressed as a liberal.” — P.J. O’Rourke

  19. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 4:56 am

    @SalaciousSully In case you missed it => http://t.co/qXqsEqxttj

  20. The Bearded Bastard of Babylon
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 6:20 am

    Yet again, Smitty does me like the pig that I am!

    And I liked it…

  21. rsmccain
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:24 am

    Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal

  22. yidwithlid
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:25 am

    RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/Re3LlkXSJV Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal

  23. robertstacymccain
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:26 am

    You’ve got a weird imagination, Smitty.

    Either that or …

    No. I don’t even want to think about that.

  24. BobBelvedere
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 8:18 am

    RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal

  25. BobBelvedere
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 8:20 am

    RT @ECHackett: Love in the Time of Foucault http://t.co/btq34WrnIE via @smitty_one_each

  26. Quartermaster
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 8:21 am

    I prefer weird imagination. The other doesn’t bear thinking about.

  27. Leroy Oddswatch
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 9:54 am

    If anything ever goes viral…

    THIS.

  28. bdogdesign
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 10:03 am

    RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal

  29. CPAguy
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 12:35 pm

    ROFL!!!!!

  30. Proof: The #ObamaCare Rollout Is NOT Barry’s Fault | Regular Right Guy
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 2:39 pm

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  31. richard mcenroe
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 4:07 pm

    They want you
    They want you
    They want you as a new recruit…!

  32. richard mcenroe
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 4:08 pm

    “it’s the whip!”
    “No, not the whip!”
    “Yes, the whip!”
    “No, no, not the whip! Anything but the whip!”
    “Anything?”
    “THE WHIP! THE WHIP!” (Firesign Theatre, I think?)

  33. thatMrGguy
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 6:51 pm

    “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.co/4pt2iwSgzf

  34. La Pucelle
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 6:54 pm

    Drat, and I was hoping these were teasers for an upcoming novel!

  35. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 6:56 pm

    “If anything ever goes viral…

    THIS.” — Leroy Oddswatch http://t.co/cHvuMJnUls

  36. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 6:57 pm

    “”I have often been called a Nazi, and, although it is unfair, I don’t let it bother me. I don’t…” — Finrod Felagund http://t.co/O8tjfEOnrk

  37. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:14 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…

  38. katewerk
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:33 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…

  39. ir_ScottR
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:35 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Proof that @smitty_one_each has a vivid imagination http://t.co/9pUbqt0P26 Perhaps … too vivid. #50ShadesOfLiberal

  40. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:36 pm

    “Drat, and I was hoping these were teasers for an upcoming novel!” — La Pucelle http://t.co/I1HYCykrID

  41. ir_ScottR
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 7:36 pm

    @rsmccain @smitty_one_each Evil Genius

  42. rac80
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 8:01 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…

  43. DefundDC
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 8:08 pm

    RT @thatMrGguy: “Not The Cruz Mask,” He Wimpered. “Yes. Bad Day At The Office,” She Said, As The Whip CRACKED. #50ShadesOfLiberal http://t.…

  44. Bob Belvedere
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 8:09 pm

    We, each in our own way, have methods for chanelling the demons that lurk inside us.

  45. smitty_one_each
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 9:18 pm

    “That’s hilarious.” — JoNobody http://t.co/WYsqSaqiSn

  46. Taxpayers1234
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 9:22 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “That’s hilarious.” — JoNobody http://t.co/WYsqSaqiSn

  47. Minicapt
    October 23rd, 2013 @ 9:44 pm

    He’s a closeted Democrat?

    Cheers

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