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Will Syria Be #OccupyResoluteDesk’s Resignation Letter?

Posted on | August 29, 2013 | 59 Comments

by Smitty

Stacy hates this sort of noise, but I’ll throw it out there, because I think it’s plausible.

  1. BHO is a narcissist.
  2. BHO has an awful lot of issues/scandals set to go lively after Labor Day:
    • Benghazi
    • IRS
    • Debt ceiling increase
    • Immigration
    • Continuing resolution in general–
    • ObamaCare in particular
  3. BHO is to the Presidency what Wally is to the Dilbert comic strip, hold the laughs.
  4. Leaders such as Coburn and Boehner have already laid down markers saying “Don’t do it” concerning Syria.
  5. This is of such concern that no less than David “the Greasy One” Axelrod himself got on the air to denounce Coburn.

Prediction: citing high-minded concerns about “the children”, #OccupyResoluteDesk gives the orders to bomb Syria.
This triggers a Constitutional crisis so severe that the anti-War movement, dormant since Bush’s last wave goodbye, is roused. It unites with the Tea Partiers and everyone else sick to death of our Rodeo Clown foreign policy, and the House votes to impeach.
Before Harry “the Cadaver” Reid can be roused from his quasi-comatose stupor, #OccupyResoluteDesk grabs the camer for one last, personal-pronoun-drenched, racial dog-whistle soundtracked, interminable, strawman-army-decimating soliloquy that says, in summary, that neither the American people nor this Constitutionally-obsessed Congress are worthy of the power of his glow.
And that’s how he maintains his streak of never dealing with the responsibilities of his office in any intelligible way.

Category: Barack Obama, Republicans

Comments

59 Responses to “Will Syria Be #OccupyResoluteDesk’s Resignation Letter?”

  1. rmnixondeceased
    August 30th, 2013 @ 10:03 am

    I think the new UN headquarters should be located in Somalia …

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    August 30th, 2013 @ 7:37 pm

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  4. Matthew W
    August 30th, 2013 @ 7:55 pm

    The same was said of Bill Clinton.
    BHO will choose the BIG MONEY path the same as slick willie when his term ends.

  5. Quartermaster
    August 30th, 2013 @ 10:01 pm

    Who were moved by the Holy Spirit to write. The God of the ages transcends time (a physical property as is the other three dimensions) and knows the end from the beginning.

  6. Quartermaster
    August 30th, 2013 @ 10:05 pm

    I expect DC and NY to be nuked. Chem weapons in other places. The Persians will use nukes if they have them to make the same point we made to the Soviets in Nagasaki.

  7. Quartermaster
    August 30th, 2013 @ 10:05 pm

    Jarrett is Catbert.

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    August 30th, 2013 @ 10:18 pm

    You are right!

  9. Thane_Eichenauer
    September 1st, 2013 @ 6:31 pm

    Can I nominate an alternate location? The happiest place on Earth.