Armageddon, U.S.A.: Because Nobody Cares About ‘Social Issues’ Anymore
Posted on | July 26, 2013 | 61 Comments
First, the headlines:
Amanda Bynes — Doctors Win Bid
to Keep Her in Psych Ward
— TMZ
Sydney Leathers Details Being At Center
Of Anthony Weiner Sexting Scandal
— Inside Edition
Weiner Had at Least 13 Sexting Partners
— 3 After He Left Congress
— American Power
Four More Women Accuse Filner
— KPBS-TV, San Diego
San Diego mayor to seek therapy
for ‘inexcusable’ behavior
— The Hill
Democratic Party officials ask
San Diego Mayor Bob Filner to quit
— Los Angeles Times
Obama Says Vietnamese Dictator
Inspired by Founding Fathers
— Fox News
Miley Cyrus … POSES NUDE
— TMZ
Now, the serious commentary: These are not the disease, these are merely symptoms of the disease, and the pattern is not coincidental.
Why has Amanda Bynes gone crazy? Why is Sydney Leathers being treated like a celebrity? Why can’t Anthony Weiner remember how many women he “sexted”? Why is Miley Cyrus naked? Why does Bob Filner think “therapy,” and not resignation, is the answer?
Don’t tell me we don’t know the answer to why President Ho Chi Minh is in the White House and Amanda Bynes is in the nuthouse. This kind of escalating madness doesn’t “just happen,” does it?
Quem deus vult perdere, prius dementat.
Finally, the random sarcasm:
This might be a good time to mention my @AmSpec column, "The Pervert Party" http://t.co/tXNJnmFZXD #Weiner #Filner
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
Somebody tell @AmandaBynes to watch out for the new patient at the "treatment center." #Filner #DontHugMe
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
Shorter Bob Filner: "I'm not a pervert. I'm mentally ill. So I'll run the city from the nuthouse. Responsibility!" http://t.co/zSUtjmM6fc
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
Oh, my: @AceofSpadesHQ "Bob Filner Pick-Up Lines"? Is this NSFW or just "D-San Diego"? http://t.co/AaAgBxtjaP @TwitchyTeam #tcot
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
.@Rhondako Bob Filner will seek "intensive therapy." Would I be the first to recommend therapeutic castration? Probably not.
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
.@anthonyweiner "I'm going to keep talking about my ideas: Tell me about your pussy. Is it smooth?"
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
.@FairTaxNancy My apologies for quoting @anthonyweiner's most famous words. #Smooth
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
"God shall send them strong delusion …" http://t.co/xL1fKLubZz | @anthonyweiner #Filner "spiritually sick" | @FairTaxNancy
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
If New York and San Diego aren't destroyed by fire and brimstone soon, I'd say Sodom and Gomorrah deserve an apology. #Filner #Weiner
— Robert Stacy McCain (@rsmccain) July 26, 2013
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July 27th, 2013 @ 7:09 pm
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July 28th, 2013 @ 12:28 pm
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July 28th, 2013 @ 6:23 pm
“President Ho Chi Minh is in the White House and Amanda Bynes is in the nuthouse.” http://t.co/d8pEPsPy7J … via @rsmccain
July 28th, 2013 @ 6:24 pm
RT @JJsassypants: “President Ho Chi Minh is in the White House and Amanda Bynes is in the nuthouse.” http://t.co/d8pEPsPy7J … via @rsmccain
July 28th, 2013 @ 6:24 pm
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