The Other McCain

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“Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale

Posted on | July 15, 2013 | 36 Comments

by Smitty

You ask me if I love glue
And, sniffing, I reply
I’d rather hurt you verbally
Than just, I don’t know, maybe flatten you with a railroad tie.

For who are you to judge me
In what I say or do
I’m only just beginning
To pile propaganda and false accusations upon bigoted creeps like you.

[chorus]
And sometimes when we torch
I say “Resist we much!”
And I have to close my eyes
(Can’t rhyme)
I want to scold you ’til I die
Little racist! Now you cry!
I want to scold you, ’til the jeer in me subsides.

Racism’s an honest strategy
Chasing grappa with Blender’s Pride
But through years of insobriety
Some liver still survives
I’m just another poser
Whitening my tooth
Unhesitant race-baiter
Busy hiding truth

[chorus]

I was going to work on the third verse, but my Y chromosomes screamed ENOUGH

Category: humor

Comments

36 Responses to ““Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale”

  1. MrEvilMatt
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:26 pm

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale: by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing… http://t.co/yhwz1VzDkM

  2. CHideout
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:26 pm

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale: by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing… http://t.co/vkyfYiOjtI

  3. Lockestep1776
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:26 pm

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale: by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing… http://t.co/2yBAgy7zk2

  4. jwbrown1969
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:26 pm

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale: by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing… http://t.co/jx7OmWCz0F

  5. Citzcom
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:26 pm

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale: by Smitty You ask me if I love glue And, sniffing… http://t.co/LdJEfE09OP

  6. TheMorningSpew
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:27 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/sXtBX3GT9h #TCOT

  7. N_Fatale
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:31 pm

    @smitty_one_each LMAO!!!! My sister and I used to redo lyrics to songs all the time when we were kids… I still do it! Good job!

  8. preciseBlogs
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:37 pm

    Sometimes When We Torch #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/GZkoBrlixv #news #conservative #humor

  9. WyBlog - Shorter Eric Holder: George Zimmerman is a creepy-ass cracker and I'm gonna nail him
    July 15th, 2013 @ 10:42 pm

    Shorter Eric Holder: George Zimmerman is a creepy-ass cracker and I’m gonna nail him…

    Al Sharpton called Zimmerman a racist. And if anyone knows racism, it’s Tawana Brawley’s main squeeze….

  10. BobBelvedere
    July 15th, 2013 @ 11:11 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/sXtBX3GT9h #TCOT

  11. reese0325
    July 15th, 2013 @ 11:50 pm

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/gOao5qhMty

  12. Rickmayhem
    July 16th, 2013 @ 12:01 am

    RT @reese0325: “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/gOao5qhMty

  13. mistere777
    July 16th, 2013 @ 12:23 am

    RT @reese0325: “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/gOao5qhMty

  14. chris63414391
    July 16th, 2013 @ 12:26 am

    RT @reese0325: “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale http://t.co/gOao5qhMty

  15. Freddy At Night
    July 16th, 2013 @ 1:50 am

    Reckon ya oughta hang on to that day job for a little while longer, Smitty…

  16. sokeijarhead
    July 16th, 2013 @ 2:36 am

    “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale : The Other McCain http://t.co/W8L9aiTgB2

  17. Lemuel Vargas
    July 16th, 2013 @ 2:54 am

    Had a good LOL on that song, Smitty

  18. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 4:24 am

    “Had a good LOL on that song, Smitty” — Lemuel Vargas http://t.co/XSKZRd5vfy

  19. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 4:31 am

    @SooperMexican Did you see => http://t.co/ZNU2oPHeTE

  20. SooperMexican
    July 16th, 2013 @ 4:32 am

    @smitty_one_each i’m not good at these parodies… i don’t know gringo music as much =(

  21. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 4:43 am

    @SalaciousSully “Sometimes when we torch” => http://t.co/ZNU2oPHeTE

  22. SalaciousSully
    July 16th, 2013 @ 4:45 am

    @smitty_one_each I wanna scold you till I die? That right there is brilliant, Sir.

  23. die_mich_zwei
    July 16th, 2013 @ 5:00 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: @SooperMexican Did you see => http://t.co/ZNU2oPHeTE

  24. CharletFaye1
    July 16th, 2013 @ 5:04 am

    RT ditto, lol!! @smitty_one_each: @SalaciousSully “Sometimes when we torch” => http://t.co/me6x0904YM
    #ResistWeMuch #rerun

  25. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 6:25 am

    RT @CharletFaye1: RT ditto, lol!! @smitty_one_each: @SalaciousSully “Sometimes when we torch” => http://t.co/me6x0904YM
    #ResistWeMuch #rerun

  26. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 6:27 am

    “Had a good LOL on that song, Smitty” — Lemuel Vargas http://t.co/QdYySgVy3V

  27. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 6:28 am

    .@FredZeppelin12 But, for a quick aside, you might enjoy this mockery => http://t.co/v3j7ViXSpu

  28. FredZeppelin12
    July 16th, 2013 @ 6:34 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: .@FredZeppelin12 But, for a quick aside, you might enjoy this mockery => http://t.co/v3j7ViXSpu

  29. ZION'S TRUMPET » Smitty Has Written a New Hit song for Al Charlatan Sharpton
    July 16th, 2013 @ 6:42 am

    […] “Sometimes When We Torch” #ALSharptonHitSongs H/T @N_Fatale […]

  30. A.c. Volper
    July 16th, 2013 @ 7:35 am

    If he can get Mr Smooth in the WH to sing back up to Revum Al it could be a hit.

  31. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 7:43 am

    “If he can get Mr Smooth in the WH to sing back up to Revum Al it could be a hit.” — A.c. Volper http://t.co/fTKXCYkrcV

  32. smitty_one_each
    July 16th, 2013 @ 7:46 am

    .@ProudoftheUSA We’ve just got to laugh at it => http://t.co/rl2qEfleDv @orlandosentinel

  33. ProudoftheUSA
    July 16th, 2013 @ 7:52 am

    RT @smitty_one_each: .@ProudoftheUSA We’ve just got to laugh at it => http://t.co/rl2qEfleDv @orlandosentinel

  34. ProudoftheUSA
    July 16th, 2013 @ 7:53 am

    Priceless… @smitty_one_each

  35. Regular Right Guy
    July 16th, 2013 @ 1:20 pm

    Absolutely solid, brother. Dan Hill would would be in stitches if his parents hadn’t fled ‘racist oppression’ in the U.S. and raised him as a sniveling little commie in Canada.

  36. smitty_one_each
    July 18th, 2013 @ 10:26 pm

    @FatherPanic1 ICYMI => http://t.co/ZNU2oPHeTE