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Stereotype: Neurobiology Majors Just Can’t Resist Those Sexy Seventh-Graders

Posted on | June 21, 2013 | 41 Comments

It’s a familiar problem in every college town: How to keep the neurobiology majors from banging middle-school girls.

Oh, sure, the nuclear physics department always has its share of jailbait-chasers and more than a few chemical engineers have a taste for the young stuff, but every university administrator knows this: Nine times out of 10, if the parents of some hot-to-trot pubescent townie call the cops to complain about their 12-year-old getting boned by one of your Dean’s List students, it’s gonna be a neurobiology major.

It’s one of those stereotypes that just happen to be true. That’s why, as soon as Evil Blogger Lady told me that a 22-year-old University of Washington senior had been arrested for having sex with a 12-year-old, I knew it was going to be a neurobiology major:

A university senior accused of having sex with a 12-year-old girl told police the runaway was “dressed provocatively” when he met her near the University of Washington campus. Omar Abdelbadie, 22, was charged with second-degree child rape for the June 10 incident in which prosecutors say he smoked marijuana and had sexual intercourse with the girl he met after midnight in Bellevue’s University District.

When he says the girl was “dressed provocatively,” he means she was dressed like a seventh-grader, because he’s a typical neurobiology major, to whom a training bra is provocative. The headline at CBS News:

Omar Abdelbadie, Univ. of Washington
neurobiology student, accused of raping girl, 12

Our courageous news media are warning America’s parents about the danger posed to their daughters by these brain-science types.

Some people have accused Pamela Geller of fomenting hate and bigotry against neurobiology majors. IYKWIMAITYD.

 


Category: Crime, Islam, Sex, Washington State

Comments

41 Responses to “Stereotype: Neurobiology Majors Just Can’t Resist Those Sexy Seventh-Graders”

  1. The Political Hat
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:06 pm

    His mistake was not being a lesbian. After all, the only ones who would have opposed that are “H8ers”…

  2. politics_right
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:30 pm

    Stereotype: Neurobiology Majors Just Can’t Resist Those Sexy Seventh-Graders http://t.co/u2HP3OkSAd Muslim Finds 12 y/o Irresistible.

  3. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:47 pm

    Thanks for the links.

  4. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:48 pm

    He could try the “lesbian trapped in a male body” defense…

  5. Cube
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:50 pm

    Of course the problem is the neurobiology, not the Islam. /sarc

    Ever notice how human garbage like this always makes their behavior someone else’s fault? They don’t take any responsibility for what they do, ever. Maybe that’s why leftists and muzzies get along so well.

    He’s just being a “good Muslim”, even if he did get one a little older than Mo, their “perfect Muslim” aka pedophile prophet (pigs be upon him).

  6. robertstacymccain
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:54 pm

    As an expression of personal irresponsibility, it’s hard to beat: “I blame that wicked hussy who tempted me with her irresistible seventh-gradeness.”

  7. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    June 21st, 2013 @ 2:59 pm

    She probably talked him into plying her with marijuana too. She should be stoned…but not in the way most people in Washington and Colorado interpret that word.

  8. Richard McEnroe
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:11 pm

    On the upside, besides the 12-year-old he’s also nailed a full boat scholarship to Columbia or Harvard once he’s out of stir.

  9. Richard McEnroe
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:12 pm

    Was he a Sunni or Shi’ite neurobiology major?

  10. darthlevin
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:29 pm

    Please. It’s only a 10 year difference. We know 4 years is OK for teen lesbians in love, what’s a mere 150% of that more when it’s stoned heterosexuals? Besides, in 2061, he’d be 70 and she’d be 60, and you wouldn’t have a fit about that, you hatey hater.

  11. politics_right
    June 21st, 2013 @ 3:47 pm

    RT @rsmccain: Stereotype: Neurobiology Majors Just Can’t Resist Those Sexy Seventh-Graders http://t.co/r4eEFh4SNJ | @instapundit @donsurber

  12. Julie Pascal
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:04 pm

    Considering that I once had to tell someone who seemed to think that I was being a freaky overprotective parent that “she’s 12!”… It’s sometimes really hard to guess the age of girls between 12 and 17…. no matter how modestly they dress or how little make up they wear, girls often look 17 for 5 years running. (They don’t, however, look like the 23 year old actresses that play teenagers on television.) A male friend of mine confessed that he found out after it was too late that his 16 year old girlfriend had lied and was only 12. Not that it excuses him at all and he’s darn lucky that her parents understood that their daughter lied about her age and that a reasonable person would believe she was 16 or he’d be a registered sex offender for life.

    My point… protect yourself and be *sure* that you’re not dating jail-bait. It’s up to the person who might find him or herself in jail to be sure. That’s part of the responsibility of being older… or simply of being a decent human being.

  13. keyboard jockey
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:06 pm

    She was dressed provocatively.

    Please allow me to translate: She wasn’t wearing a burqa.

  14. bet0001970
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:06 pm

    You know McCain, I was really pleased with myself yesterday, when I threw out that Sheila Jackson Lee sex joke. I really thought I had tapped the apex of revolting.

    You win.

  15. Dandapani
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:55 pm

    See, she wasn’t 9 years old…

  16. robcrawford2
    June 21st, 2013 @ 4:55 pm

    HE COULD SEE HER FACE!!! HER FACE, PEOPLE!!!

  17. Wombat_socho
    June 21st, 2013 @ 5:45 pm

    Evil SEX RAYS!

  18. robertstacymccain
    June 21st, 2013 @ 5:59 pm

    The phrase “hot-to-trot pubescent townie” actually took two three drafts to get just right.

    Writing is re-writing, you know.

  19. richard mcenroe
    June 21st, 2013 @ 6:29 pm

    AND HER HAIR! Whzt could he be expected to do?

  20. bet0001970
    June 21st, 2013 @ 7:26 pm

    Yes it is. I edit my comments quite often in the first 60 seconds after I hit that “post” button.

    However, I actually needed mouthwash, a shower, and my Binkie after reading the article you wrote. I truly hate guys like this one. They make me want to kill them.

    See what I did there? THEY make me want to kill them. It isn’t my fault. It’s them and their victim-blaming. If they would just stop trying to justify sex with children, then I wouldn’t have these urges. These urges to kill them.

  21. BobBelvedere
    June 21st, 2013 @ 7:50 pm

    “I blame that wicked hussy who tempted me with her irresistible seventh-gradeness.” http://t.co/8NqvhDxTpy by @rsmccain

  22. BobBelvedere
    June 21st, 2013 @ 7:51 pm

    Neurobiology Delenda Est! http://t.co/8NqvhDxTpy by @rsmccain

  23. rsmccain
    June 21st, 2013 @ 7:52 pm

    RT @BobBelvedere: Neurobiology Delenda Est! http://t.co/8NqvhDxTpy by @rsmccain

  24. rsmccain
    June 21st, 2013 @ 7:53 pm

    RT @BobBelvedere: “I blame that wicked hussy who tempted me with her irresistible seventh-gradeness.” http://t.co/8NqvhDxTpy by @rsmccain

  25. PubliusNV
    June 21st, 2013 @ 8:20 pm

    RT @BobBelvedere “I blame that wicked hussy who tempted me with her irresistible seventh-gradeness.” http://t.co/Nzj6F2Lxzz by @rsmccain

  26. bet0001970
    June 21st, 2013 @ 8:32 pm

    I bet he takes a runner for Cairo. Just sayin’.

  27. robertstacymccain
    June 21st, 2013 @ 9:07 pm

    Right: They’re unable to restrain their urge to bang 12-year-olds, but you’re expected to restrain your urge to beat the mortal shit out of them.

    It’s so … unfair.

  28. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 9:24 pm

    “Right: They’re unable to restrain their urge to bang 12-year-olds, but you’re expected to…” — robertstacymccain http://t.co/L8OF2VK8Lk

  29. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 9:26 pm

    “On the upside, besides the 12-year-old he’s also nailed a full boat scholarship to Columbia or…” — Richard McEnroe http://t.co/GXZMtyud0A

  30. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 9:27 pm

    “As an expression of personal irresponsibility, it’s hard to beat: “I blame that wicked hussy…” — robertstacymccain http://t.co/Y7my7LBMBE

  31. Adjoran
    June 21st, 2013 @ 10:02 pm

    Guess we’ll be losing his neurobiology services for ten-to-twenty, then.

    Good thing Senate Republicans are about to “fix” the immigration system so we can get plenty more just like him, pronto!

  32. cheshirecat0025
    June 21st, 2013 @ 10:05 pm

    RT @BobBelvedere: “I blame that wicked hussy who tempted me with her irresistible seventh-gradeness.” http://t.co/8NqvhDxTpy by @rsmccain

  33. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 11:32 pm

    “Guess we’ll be losing his neurobiology services for ten-to-twenty, then…” — Adjoran http://t.co/UvNLG8R16d

  34. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 11:33 pm

    “The phrase “hot-to-trot pubescent townie” actually took two or three drafts to get just right…” — robertstacymccain http://t.co/SgP6OSu5mO

  35. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 11:34 pm

    “She was dressed provocatively.

    Please allow me to translate: She wasn’t wearing a burqa.” — keyboard jockey http://t.co/LnMd06RJkt

  36. RMNixonDeceased
    June 21st, 2013 @ 11:34 pm

    “His mistake was not being a lesbian. After all, the only ones who would have opposed that are…” — The Political Hat http://t.co/FNYMGFe1AB

  37. der?
    June 22nd, 2013 @ 6:44 am

    He’s innocent because every good Muslim knows there is no such thing as radiation. It’s only jinns.

    /

  38. der?
    June 22nd, 2013 @ 7:38 am

    Sorry, I was thinking there of the Muslim radiologist who committed multiple rapes of women and girls in his care. But every good Muslim also knows there’s no such thing as neurobiologies. Only jinns. Both of these noble Mohammedans were merely saving these many girls from jinns.

    BOOOOOOOOOOSH!

    /

  39. bet0001970
    June 22nd, 2013 @ 1:53 pm

    There are simply not enough upratings for this comment.

  40. Bob Belvedere
    June 22nd, 2013 @ 4:05 pm

    One of my female cousins went out with an Evil Sex Ray once – glad she dumped him.
    http://instantrimshot.com/index.php?sound=rimshot&play=true

  41. SPQR9
    June 22nd, 2013 @ 4:17 pm

    James Holmes degree was neuroscience … hmmmm.