The Other McCain

"One should either write ruthlessly what one believes to be the truth, or else shut up." — Arthur Koestler

My Wife: Scientific Proof

Posted on | April 9, 2013 | 16 Comments

Just in case I’ve never mentioned it before — but I’m pretty sure I have — Mrs. Other McCain is one smokin’ hot babe:

Ah, back in the day, my friends — of course, I wasn’t too shabby myself back in the day. This isn’t just nostalgia, or a gimmick to make you hit the freaking tip jar — although, please do — but is instead a matter of science, based on a headline I saw today at Memeorandum, which tends to confirm my own extensive research in this area.

Ladies like a man with a big tip jar.





 

 

Category: humor, Rule 5, Science, Sex

Comments

16 Responses to “My Wife: Scientific Proof”

  1. Peter Ingemi
    April 9th, 2013 @ 8:36 pm

    Actually I wasn’t so bad 25 years ago today either and my wife, what more needs to be said?

    http://datechguyblog.com/2013/04/09/25-years-ago-today/

  2. Dana
    April 9th, 2013 @ 10:12 pm

    What, you’re married to her, and we’re supposed to feel sorry for you and send you money? How does that work?

  3. Scribe of Slog (McGehee)
    April 9th, 2013 @ 10:20 pm

    Science proves women like men with bigger penises

    Only if they’re not so big as to be, you know, intimidating.

    Dang cowardly women.

  4. Cube
    April 9th, 2013 @ 11:40 pm

    About the Speedo pic, my wife said “nice suit”. She also agreed with the “big tip jar” sentiment. Guess I need to get a tip jar.

  5. robertstacymccain
    April 9th, 2013 @ 11:44 pm

    No, you’re supposed to feel sorry for her and send me money.
    Because, really, it’s all her money.

  6. K-Bob
    April 10th, 2013 @ 12:14 am

    Eons ago, at a Jethro Tull concert, Ian Anderson was harassing his bass player. He said, the guy was out with a groupie last night, and…”when it came time to get ‘down to business,’ she looked at his minor possession, and said, ‘Eyah, ‘oo you gonna please wif that?’ But he just smiled and said, ‘Just me, ma’am. Just me.’ “

  7. K-Bob
    April 10th, 2013 @ 12:17 am

    That last sentence is the entire book on how to get along with women.

    The K-Missus and I are fast approaching 33 years of me not waking up with pencils stabbed into my eyes. Woo Hoo!

  8. Silver Whistle
    April 10th, 2013 @ 4:19 am

    “Ouch” was the nicest thing any woman ever said to me.

  9. Wombat_socho
    April 10th, 2013 @ 6:46 am

    Congratulations!

  10. Quartermaster
    April 10th, 2013 @ 7:58 am

    I’m still convinced you had to drug her to get her to marry you.

  11. Bob Belvedere
    April 10th, 2013 @ 8:08 am

    You look like an extra in Godfather II, the DeNiro parts.

  12. Bob Belvedere
    April 10th, 2013 @ 8:08 am

    Oh, yeah…Congrats!

  13. Bob Belvedere
    April 10th, 2013 @ 8:10 am

    Nah…VRWC mind control.

  14. Kevin Boeckxstaens
    April 10th, 2013 @ 2:40 pm

    Congrats, Peter. You’ve been married longer than I’ve been alive. Many more happy years upon you and your wife.

  15. Kevin Boeckxstaens
    April 10th, 2013 @ 4:26 pm

    Well, Mr. McCain, you sure were and I suppose are lucky with a woman like that. She was a fine looking thing back in the day and having seen more recent pictures you posted of her, she still is. You’re lucky, and you must have done a lot right to get a woman like that and keep her for so long. Keep on loving and cherishing her. I’m sure she’s not just looks.

  16. Allen Reinertsen
    April 10th, 2013 @ 9:34 pm

    I would add some money to the tip jar but my hot sexy wife married me for my money. She takes it all…

    I have to comment crimes to get my beer money…