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The Unstoppable Progressive Juggernaut of Future Kentucky Senator Puffy Face

Posted on | March 8, 2013 | 23 Comments

Barren middle-aged actress Ashley Judd hates babies

Fox News headline:

Source: Ashley Judd moving forward
with run for Mitch McConnell’s
Senate seat in Kentucky

Could this possibly happen? Could someone this far left possibly win in Kentucky? I dunno.  Ace of Spades headline:

Puffy Faced Woman Who Hates Coal and
Childbirth to Run for Senate In Kentucky

Yeah, being a fanatical baby-hater — cracking cruel and tasteless abortion jokes — probably won’t go over too well statewide, although she might be popular in Barren County.

You can’t really blame Ms. Shriveled Lifeless Womb for being resentful of women who, unlike her, didn’t kill all their babies. But when she compared coal mining to rape . . .

 

WE ENDORSE THIS CANDIDATE
IN THE DEMOCRAT PRIMARY!

 

Category: Abortion, Celebrities, Election, Feminism, Kentucky, Mitch McConnell, Senate

Comments

23 Responses to “The Unstoppable Progressive Juggernaut of Future Kentucky Senator Puffy Face”

  1. instapundit
    March 8th, 2013 @ 7:59 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM The Unstoppable Progressive Juggernaut of Future Kentucky Senator Puffy Face http://t.co/tUD4vHD3gi #TCOT

  2. varifrank
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:01 pm

    RT @smitty_one_each: TOM The Unstoppable Progressive Juggernaut of Future Kentucky Senator Puffy Face http://t.co/tUD4vHD3gi #TCOT

  3. richard mcenroe
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:06 pm

    Don’t count her out! You KNOW she’s gonna SWEEP the Humanities Majors at KSU…

  4. Laree Lee
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:07 pm

    The photo on the right was that his reaction after you told him the white house tours were closed or did you tell him what his share of the federal budget is he’s going to have to pay for LOL!

  5. Quartermaster
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:20 pm

    I had to chuckle over the Barren County quip. Given the people I’ve known up there, typical Barren Bountiers, she won’t go over well there either. They seem to like kids up there.

    On the other hand, if she can find Paradise down by the Green River, she might make something out of that place. If she can find where Mr. Peabody’s Coal train took it to.

  6. gringojay
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:35 pm

    ? What psycho-modulator drugs cause facial bloating ?

  7. RR
    March 8th, 2013 @ 8:41 pm

    She could use the name “Puff-mama” to get the hip-hop vote

  8. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 8th, 2013 @ 9:57 pm

    The Ashley Judd Senate Run Rule 5 Post.

  9. Jacqueline O. Mixson
    March 8th, 2013 @ 10:52 pm

    Remember the ad she did for PETA slamming Sarah Palin as Gov of Alaska for allowing the state to use helos to kill wolves? Now she can take on the the state of Ky as well as the Dept of Ag. For using helos to kill feral pigs (extremely dangerous animals who carry very serious life threatening diseases.).

  10. Animal
    March 8th, 2013 @ 11:00 pm

    If perky boobies were a requirement for a Senate seat, she’d be in like Flynt. Otherwise… not so much.

  11. Animal
    March 8th, 2013 @ 11:01 pm

    Well played, sir. Well played.

  12. kansas
    March 8th, 2013 @ 11:11 pm

    How could she win? I dunno, can we see her boobs?

  13. Wombat_socho
    March 8th, 2013 @ 11:44 pm

    I see what you did there.

  14. Animal
    March 8th, 2013 @ 11:48 pm

    And here I thought I was being subtle.

  15. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 9th, 2013 @ 12:39 am

    Are you kidding? Her boobs are everywhere.

  16. Evi L. Bloggerlady
    March 9th, 2013 @ 12:40 am

    If it just took boobs, RSM’s dream assistant could win!

  17. M. Thompson
    March 9th, 2013 @ 12:48 am

    Just bring up the coal comments, and she’s unelectable.

    Note to celibritwits, please lose the political ambitions. You just aren’t suited for it.

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    March 9th, 2013 @ 11:49 am

    NSFW

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    March 10th, 2013 @ 6:18 am

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  22. Areid
    March 11th, 2013 @ 2:26 am

    Ironic how someone criticizes Judd’s face, when look whose face she’d be up against. Really. Best to stick to issues.

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